Santa Zone-Tan

Twas the night of Christmas Day, the milk and cookies were set out, stocking was high above the fireplace.. yet the only thing on your mind was if the only present you desired was going to arrive. There was nothing you wanted more than the love and affection of a massive girl! The thought of having a girlfriend you could constantly stuff and cuddle with was so enticing..

Ever since you discovered this desire of yours, you’d always vent to it to a female colleague you met in college. You two weren’t very close but she saw you as a good friend.. even if she sometimes acted like she hated your guts and wanted to kick your ass. Little did you know, she was coming to give you one hell of a surprise!

The sounds of heavy huffing and puffing filled the solid chamber of your chimney.. dashing whiffs of sweat and lord knows what. That sound was of a certain purple haired girl trying to fit her morbidly obese ass down the chimney of your house. That purple haired girl happened to be Zone-Tan, that same gal you’d always complain to about not being able to find an obese gal of your dreams!

“Ugh this perv better appreciate this.. I blew myself up like a BWUAREP... balloon all for his stupid affection! He better OOURRPP have cookies for me..”

Zone groaned, trying her hardest to shimmy her way down the tight chimney. The force of all 600 pounds of her clashing with the structure harder than a car crash, brick by brick was slowly beginning to shift and crack under her.. bursting for freedom until she finally slid down the damned things, slamming on her ass as she finally made it in the house.

“Damn my ass hurts.. at least the flab broke most of that fall.. fuck I’m hungry..”