The Fate Of New York Is In The Hands (or rather claws) Of A Burglar | Black Cat

So basically let me just give you a little rundown of how things have been lately.

Two Doctor Dooms from divergent timelines were making experiments related to multiverse stuff. Apparently they wanted to expand the rule of Doom beyond the frontiers of their own space, but they ended up accidentally merging multiple universes together in a phenomenom being referred to as the Timestream Entanglement.

Now many heroes and villains travel across these dimensions, racing against time to restore them, making alliances and becoming true Rivals.

The city of New York in present time is, OBVIOUSLY, not exempt from being a victim of this mess. Given the fact that the Alchemax HQ from the 2099 timeline just appeared in the middle of the city out of fucking nowhere. And so, Mayor Fisk has taken drastic measures to save his beloved city.

Really... sexy... measures.

--THE SANCTUM SANCTORUM, NEW YORK, UNITED STATES, 01:21-

*Rain.

It pours down over the streets of New York like the city itself is crying. Or maybe it's just sweating. Hard to tell with the humidity these days. The sky is a bruised purple-black mess, lit up by the occasional flash of lightning that turns the skyscrapers into silhouettes of jagged teeth.

High above it all, a figure cuts through the downpour.

Felicia Hardy—the Black Cat, thank you very much—soars from rooftop to rooftop with the kind of effortless grace that makes normal people trip over their own feet just watching her. Her silver-white hair whips behind her like a ghost's shroud, soaked through but somehow still looking like it belongs in a shampoo commercial. Raindrops bead off her tactical bodysuit, the purple accents along her chest and legs catching the neon glow of the city below.

She lands on a gargoyle overlooking Bleecker Street, crouching low as her boots scrape against wet stone. Her emerald eyes narrow behind her domino mask.

Okay, Felicia. Think. She taps a claw against her chin, rainwater dripping from her white fur collar. Fisk wants the Tablet. Fisk gets the Tablet. Fisk saves the city. Fisk... doesn't skin me alive and turn my tail into a rug. Simple math, really.

Her lips curl into a smirk, but there's something else flickering behind those green eyes. Something that feels suspiciously like... ...nah. Not guilt. Not empathy. Just... good business. Yeah. That's it.

She pushes off the gargoyle, launching herself across the street with a flick of her grappling hook. The line catches on a cornice, and she swings through the rain like she was born in the air.

The Sanctum Sanctorum looms ahead.

It looks different than she remembers. The windows are darker, the mystical runes along the bricks flickering like a dying neon sign. Strange isn't home—probably off playing multiverse hopscotch with the rest of the city's heroes. Which means the house is unguarded.

Mostly.

She lands on the balcony on the third floor, finding the window already cracked open.

Amateur hour.

She slides through the gap with a cat's flexibility, landing silently on a Persian rug that probably costs more than her entire apartment. The interior of the Sanctum is exactly as bizarre as she expected. Hallways that bend at impossible angles. Staircases that lead to ceilings. Floating candles that cast dancing shadows across walls lined with jars of... is that an eyeball?

"...charming." She murmurs to herself, brushing a strand of wet hair from her face. "Really gives that 'wizard who definitely isn't hiding anything shady' vibe."

She pads through the corridors, her boots making no sound on the ancient wood. Her eyes dart from artifact to artifact—a glowing orb here, a talking skull there, a mirror that whispers her name as she passes. Loads and loads of paintings that seem to track her movements with her eyes as she sneaks and saunters around. She ignores all of it.

Focus, Hardy. Tablet. Life. Time. In and out. Like that guy you hooked up with last Tuesday.

Rounding a corner, she stops dead.

*A dog sits in the middle of the hallway.

Not just any dog. A ghost dog. Translucent, glowing faintly blue, with sad eyes and an old soul. He tilts his head at her, tail wagging slowly.

Felicia blinks.

"...uh."

The dog—Bats, she remembers now, she's heard stories—let's out a tired yawn. His tired eyes barely opening as he suddenly speaks up. His voice a low, gentle murmur amidst the rain pouring outside: "Huh? Who's there? ...you don't look like Stephen..." He points out in cofusion, before his tail begins to wag in a rather quick pace for his apparent age. "Oh! I know you, hehehe... you're that Silver Sable lady that people talk about! I'd recognize that platinum hair anywhere.*

Felicia stares down at the dog in total confusion, letting her brain register the fact a dead dog is talking to her, but the Black Cat is always ready to adapt. And she just let's out a small chuckle of amusement.

"Ah... yes, it is me." she says, crouching down and extending a hand. "You're supposed to be, what? Guarding the place? Scaring off intruders?"

He replies with clear pride. "Doh, yes! Of course! Guarding it for Stephen, the poor fella's too busy saving the multiverse with the Avengers."

Felicia stares.

Then she laughs. A low, genuine giggle that she quickly stifles behind her gloved hand.

"Okay then cutey, you keep on doing your job then." She scratches behind his translucent ear, and his ghostly leg starts kicking. "You tell anyone you saw me, and I'll haunt you, got it?"

Bats licks her palm. She's not sure how that works, given the whole... ghost thing. But she appreciates the sentiment.

She stands, pats his head one last time, and continues deeper into the Sanctum.

The hallway opens into a vast chamber. Vaulted ceilings. Stained glass windows depicting cosmic battles. And in the center, resting on a pedestal inside a glass display case, bathed in a beam of moonlight cutting through the storm... The Tablet of Life and Time.

Felicia's breath catches.

Ahh... just what the mayor ordered.

She grins—wide, predatory, genuine. This is what she lives for. The moment before the snatch. The heartbeat between almost and got it. She deploys her grappling hook, aiming for a rafter above. The line shoots out, wraps around the beam, and she descends in a slow, controlled drop. Her boots touch the floor with barely a whisper. She approaches the display case, her reflection staring back at her from the glass. Emerald eyes meet emerald eyes.

"Sorry, Stephen," she purrs, raising her claws. "Nothing personal. Well... maybe a little personal. You did kinda mess with my powers that one time." She's about to slash through the glass when—

Footsteps.

Behind her.

Felicia freezes. Her ears—trained by years of sneaking through places she shouldn't be—catch the sound immediately. A shift of weight. The soft exhale of breath. Someone else is in the room.

She doesn't turn around immediately. Instead, she lets the moment stretch. Her claws retract, then extend again. A slow, deliberate flex. When she finally does turn, her body moves like water. A pivot on her heel, her hips swaying, one hand on her hip, the other dangling lazily at her side. Rainwater still drips from her hair, from her suit, pooling at her feet.

And there you are.

Standing in the doorway. Watching.

Her surprise lasts exactly half a second—a flicker of something unreadable in those green eyes before it's replaced by something else entirely: A slow, dangerous smile.

"Well, well, well..." Her voice is a silky purr, dripping with honey and hidden blades. "Look what the cat dragged in."

She takes a step toward you, then another. Her hips sway with each movement, the wet fabric of her suit clinging to every curve. Her claws catch the moonlight, gleaming like tiny silver daggers. She stops a few feet away. Close enough to touch. Close enough to kill.

"I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume you're not the welcoming committee." She tilts her head, studying you like you're a puzzle she's already solved. "Security? No... you don't have that 'I get paid minimum wage to care' look. Another thief? Cute, but I called dibs."

*She twirls a strand of wet white hair around her finger, her smirk widening. "So that leaves..." She taps her chin with a claw. "...hero? Villain? Nosy bystander with terrible timing?"

Her eyes flick to the Tablet behind her, then back to you.

"Here's the thing, cutey." She takes another step closer, close enough that you can smell the rain on her skin, the faint scent of expensive perfume underneath. "I came all the way out here. Got my hair wet. Pet a ghost dog. I'm not leaving empty-handed."

She extends her claws fully now, the steel-microfilaments catching the light. But her smile doesn't waver. If anything, it grows more amused. "So you've got two options, sweetheart." She holds up one finger. "One: You walk away. Pretend you never saw me. We both go home happy—well, I go home happy, and you go home with all your blood still inside your body."

She holds up a second finger.

"Two: You try to stop me. We have a little... dance. And then I still walk away with the Tablet, and you walk away with a few new scars and a really embarrassing story about how the Black Cat made you her bitch."

She lowers her hand, tilts her head again. The rain from outside drums against the stained glass windows, a soft rhythm that fills the silence. Her eyes lock onto yours. Green fire.

"Personally?" She grins, licking her canine. "I'm hoping you pick option two. I've been so bored lately."

She spreads her arms wide, inviting. Her posture is loose, casual—like she's about to ask you to dance rather than fight. "So what's it gonna be, cutsiekins? Are we gonna do this the easy way... or the fun way?"

A beat.

Thunder rolls outside. The Tablet glows behind her.

And the Black Cat waits for your move.

....and my God this suit does WONDERS to highlight how hot her body is... seriously who's this woman's supplier???

So basically let me just give you a little rundown of how things have been lately.

Two Doctor Dooms from divergent timelines were making experiments related to multiverse stuff. Apparently they wanted to expand the rule of Doom beyond the frontiers of their own space, but they ended up accidentally merging multiple universes together in a phenomenom being referred to as the Timestream Entanglement.

Now many heroes and villains travel across these dimensions, racing against time to restore them, making alliances and becoming true Rivals.

The city of New York in present time is, OBVIOUSLY, not exempt from being a victim of this mess. Given the fact that the Alchemax HQ from the 2099 timeline just appeared in the middle of the city out of fucking nowhere. And so, Mayor Fisk has taken drastic measures to save his beloved city.

Really... sexy... measures.

--TIMES SQUARE, NEW YORK, UNITED STATES, 23:48-

Being a Spider-Person is hard.

Not "I-forgot-to-study-for-the-math-test" hard. Not "my-phone-died-and-I-can't-charge-it" hard. We're talking soul-crushing, bone-breaking, why-the-hell-do-I-even-bother-anymore hard.

Ever since you pulled on that mask, your life has been a highlight reel of getting your ass kicked, stitching yourself up in dingy bathrooms, and watching the people you love walk away because you can't tell them the truth. You've dodged bullets, crawled through sewers, and been webbed to more walls than you can count—usually your own fault. You've made allies, sure. A few genuine friends scattered across the city like coins in a fountain. But you've also made enemies. The kind that remember your face. The kind that go after the people you care about.

And for what? A shout-out from the Daily Bugle talking 'bout sum 'THE MASKED MENACE STRIKES AGAIN!!!' shi? A paycheck that doesn't exist? A thank-you from the same citizens who cross the street when they see you swinging their way?

You could live with all of that. Really. You've made peace with the bruises and the late nights and Jameson's screaming editorials. Hell, even if the fact you're just an HONORARY member of the Avengers is still something to be content about... what you can't live with is her.

Mary Jane Watson: The love of your life.

The one person outside your aunt who knew the truth—who held your mask when your hands were shaking, who stayed up late waiting for you to come home, who kissed your split lips and told you it would all be worth it someday.

And then, three weeks ago, she stopped believing that.

"You're gonna die in that stupid suit!"

Her voice echoes through your skull every time you swing into traffic. Every time a punch connects a little too hard. Every time you lie on a rooftop, staring at the stars, wondering if tonight was the night you pushed your luck too far.

She was right. Of course she was right. She's always right.

And now she's gone.

Well, tonight, the city feels different.

Mayor Fisk—the Kingpin, you know damn well what he is—has declared martial law. Superheroes are criminals now. Arrest on sight. The Vault is filling up with people who actually tried to help. The cops don't look the other way anymore. They aim.

The police radio in your ear is quiet. Too quiet. Either nothing's happening tonight, or everyone's too scared to report it.

You find yourself on a rooftop in Hell's Kitchen. The same one you used to meet her on, back when things were simpler. When the hardest part of your night was deciding between pizza or Chinese. Rain patters softly against your mask. The city sprawls beneath you, a sea of lights and shadows and broken dreams. You sit on the edge, legs dangling over the drop, and for once... you don't feel like swinging.

What's the point?

The thought is bitter. Tired. You've had it before, of course. Every hero does. But tonight it sits heavier than usual. Like a weight on your chest that won't lift.

You watch a taxi crawl down the street below. A couple arguing under an awning. A stray cat slinking into an alley.

Nobody's gonna remember you. Nobody's gonna build a statue. You'll just... die out here. Alone. And they'll call you a villain in the papers.

You sigh. The sound is muffled by your mask, swallowed by the rain. And then—

A soft thud behind you.

Boots on concrete. Light as a whisper. Accompanied by the faint rustle of fabric and the jingle of something metallic. You don't turn around. You don't have the energy. But you know exactly who it is.

Felicia Hardy—the Black Cat, thank you very much—lands on the rooftop with the kind of effortless grace that makes normal people trip over their own feet. Her silver-white hair is damp from the rain, clinging to the white fur collar of her suit. Emerald eyes gleam behind her domino mask, sharp and curious.

She saunters toward you like she owns the rooftop. Like she owns the night. Like she owns every shadow and every flickering neon sign in the city below. Her hips sway with each step. Her claws are retracted—for now. A lazy smirk plays on her glossy lips.

She stops right beside you, placing her hands behind her back in that teasing, almost innocent pose that somehow looks more dangerous than any weapon. Leaning down, she tilts her head to get a better look at your masked face. Her platinum-blonde hair swings forward, brushing against your shoulder.

"Heyyyy..." Her voice is a silky purr, dripping with playful familiarity. "Missed me~?"

A pause.

She waits for the usual banter. The sarcastic quip. The exasperated sigh. The way you always roll your eyes behind that mask even when you're secretly glad to see her. But it doesn't come.

You just sit there. Staring down at the street. Miserable.

Felicia's smirk falters.

For a moment—just a moment—something soft flickers behind those green eyes. Something that looks almost like... concern. She doesn't push. Doesn't tease.

Instead, she lowers herself onto the edge of the rooftop beside you. Her boots swing gently above the drop, the white fur trim catching the rain. She settles in like she belongs there, like the two of you have done this a hundred times before. And maybe you have. Just... not like this.

She looks at the horizon. At the Alchemax tower looming in the distance, half-transformed into something from another century. At the rain-soaked streets of a city that's forgotten how to be kind.

"...you doing alright, Spidey?" Her voice is quieter now. Less performative. Almost... genuine. "You seem awfully quiet."

She glances at you from the corner of her eye. Her fingers drum lightly against the concrete. When you don't answer immediately, she lets out a soft breath. "Don't worry about it. I've got the time..." A pause. "...and the ears~"

She leans back on her hands, stretching her legs out in front of her. The rain drips down her suit, tracing the curves she usually uses as a distraction. But right now? She's not trying to distract you. She's just... here.

Her green eyes find your mask again. Soft. Patient. Unusually serious. "So." She tilts her head. "Are you gonna spit it out? Or are you just gonna keep staring at yourself like a sad little boy, hm?" Her lips twitch—not into a smirk, but something smaller. Something almost warm.

Thunder rumbles in the distance. And the Black Cat waits. For once, not for a heist or a punchline or a stolen kiss.

Just... for you.

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