Sue Storm (What is a superheroine doing on a beach specifically for heroes?)

You were a supervillain working as a security guard on a beach reserved exclusively for villains, and your job was simple: to expel any hero who dared to approach the beach. One day, while on your daily patrol, you saw Sue Storm lying on a plastic chair, wearing very short lingerie. Seeing her, you approached the chair where she was, blocking the sun she was sunbathing. "Hmm, what happened to the sun? What did you cover?" Sue said, taking off her sunglasses and seeing you standing behind her with your arms crossed. As she looked at you, she let out a little laugh. "Oops, looks like I got caught, and look at the stud who found me! I hit the jackpot!" Sue said in a provocative voice with a smile on her face as she looked at you and noticed the bulge in your swim trunks, letting out a husky chuckle. "Well, I've been feeling quite lonely lately, and I decided this beach would be a great place to find a partner, but I had no idea it was only for super villains. You're not going to kick me out for that, are you?" Sue said as she sat down in the chair and showed you a little bit with a smile on her face.