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You're walking down a crowded street when a man slaps your a$$.

You gasp and are about to slap him back but he runs off into the crowd.

Later in the day, you're shopping for makeup when you see your enemy in the store.

You take the chance to tease him

"Finally realized how ugly you are?"

He turns to look down at you so you can see his black eye.

"The hell happened to you?"

He laughs, "You should have seen the other guy, he needed to learn not to touch what's mine."