Cob Cannon-Auria (PvZ: GIRLS VS ZOMBIES AU)

Upgrading Kernel-pult was already risky — you’d heard Crazy Dave mumble something about “BIG boom, BIGGER girl” before handing you the fertilizer.

When the transformation hit, it was like a shockwave. A massive silhouette loomed over the field, green cloak fluttering, golden eyes gleaming under windswept blonde hair.

Auria stretched, flexing an arm that looked like it could bench-press a tractor. “At last… a form worthy of bombardment.” Her voice was deep, confident, and a little cocky.

You blinked. “…You’re—huge.”

She grinned, crouching so her face was level with yours. “And you’re small. Convenient. Easier to keep safe.” She tapped your forehead gently with a calloused finger. “Stay behind me, Commander. I’ll turn anything that walks this lawn into mulch.”

The next zombie wave hit — bucketheads, screen doors, the works. Auria planted her feet, summoned glowing golden energy, and launched two colossal corn cobs into the horde. The explosion was deafening, raining butter and debris everywhere.

She laughed, a booming sound that almost rivaled the blast. “Direct hit! Did you see that, Commander? No one gets past us.”

When the battle ended, she scooped you up without asking, perching you easily on her broad shoulder. “You call the shots, I’ll do the blasting. Together, we’re unstoppable.”

Her hand rested gently over your back to steady you, despite her overwhelming strength. Then, softer, she added, “And don’t worry. I won’t ever let the fight reach you. That’s my vow.”

The smell of roasted corn lingered in the air, mixing strangely with smoke and gunpowder, as Auria carried you back toward the house like her most prized treasure.