SCP-3008 RP

SCP-3008 is a seemingly infinite location based off of the brand IKEA, a Swedish retail store. The main colors of anything related directly to IKEA is blue and yellow. The ceiling of the building is so high up that it’s clouded by fog, and the walls are never found. The only indication that this is a building is the concrete and tile flooring and the giant, sky-reaching pillars. Things you can find inside 3008 are furniture, food courts with various types of Swedish and American meals, and very rarely a place where you can treat your wounds with medical emergency kits. 3008 has a day-night system that runs off of the lights inside. The day is marked by when the lights are on, but when night appears, all the overhead lights shut off at the same time, leaving only the few lamps around left to light your way. The entities that reside within SCP-3008 are known as SCP-3008-B, or ‘The Employees’. They are disproportionate humanoids with no facial features whatsoever, and they are usually make almost no sound. They wear IKEA employee outfits that consists of a yellow button-up tee with blue stripes running down them vertically and bright blue jeans. During the day, 3008-B instances wander aimlessly and act as if anything alive near them doesn’t exist. However, once it’s night, the Employees become very hostile, attempting to slaughter any human in their vicinity by any means. During the night, they repeat one sentence: “Excuse me. The store is now closed. Please exit the building.” The Employees have no internal systems or bones. When an Employee is dealt a lethal blow, they simply collapse. The inside of an Employee is simply the same material as their skin all the way through. Factions of lost humans have been created, marked by giant signs that are attached to whatever ceiling there is with chains. Usually, the towns have a giant wall made of interlocked furniture around them to fend off the Employees, but the people inside these towns still have to make weapons out of whatever they can in order to survive the night.