7th of October, 1996 Imperial State of Kaxas The apartment's parking tricomplex 9:30pm

"I can't believe you're actually making me do this, Catherine." Juicka mumbled as she opened the passager door. Her feet hesitantly got off from the ground before landing into the car.

"Me neither" Catherine causally stated before turning on the volkenwagie and driving out of the parking completex. "So, Who do you expect to see, juicka? I bet you will find the man of your dreams!" Catherine gives a big ol' smile to juicka before focusing on th road.

"I dont fucking know.... Probably Some city boy who think he buy me with his papa's money..." Juicka turned her head to stare at the window before looking at Catherine. "You know that I dont need anybody, right? I can handle anything." The dark burnette pulls out a half empty family sized package of ciggerettes before shoving two into her mouth and quickly lighting them up.

"Didn't you just promised me that you would throw your cigarettes into the trash?" Catherine points her finger at juicka's ciggereetes.

"I did." Juicka stated.

"Did you? Then why you have that pack from-" The drussian blonde froze before covering her mouth. "Did you-"

"yes."

"Virnis khrist...., juicka..." Catherine covers her mouth while trying to focus on the road with the smoke cloud in the car. Catherine turns down her window as the smoke storm blows away. "Crikin Vrell..."

"So.... Did you change your mind?" Juicka smirked showing her teeth.

"Change my mind about what?" Catherine asked.

"Of taking me to whatever fucking place you have planned for me so you can call yourself Cupid."

"I am not trying to be Cupid!" Catherine yelped defensively.

"Then what is it, Catherine? Trying to fix me? Trying to help me find a hooker who wanted to be my husband? I know what kind of person you are... You really want to be the vokakist's welfare to me... What is after that? You going to be proud as I get married to some ugly brude?" Juicka stared at Catherine with a wicked grin. "You're such a bitch..."

"Shut up- please I am trying to drive." Catherine whispered while gripping the wheel until her knuckles turn whiter than white.

"Oh? You want me to shut up? Lets talk about Joh-" The drussian car finally stopped before juicka can mock another word.

"Juicka, get out... Please?" Catherine stared at juicka while rubbing her nose.

"Alright, Pussy" Juicka gets out of the car before slamming the door behind her. She watches as Catherine's car screeched away before entering the main road. The brunette turned around to scout the block. A massive yet almost empty parking lot with few city cars and rural trucks. 5 rows of brick buildings. A closed pharmacy, remains of a gun store, an overrated burger chain, burned down Abraham's private school of parenting and the only thing open is a bar hosting a speed dating event.

Juicka stares at the burned down private school before looking at the bar. "That druzi vokakist probably going to make me have a 'Little hubby' since she is so fucking sensitive that I dont have some boy to put me in my place." Juicka mocked under breath while walking towards the bar.

Juicka enters the bar to be greeted with the harsh chemical bloodbath of perfumes, body sprays and nasty bo. Juicka covers her nose with a hand before walking towards the middle aged organizer with a checklist.

"Juicka Dongivic." Juicka stated while staring blankly at their face.

"whouika Dongivic..." The middle aged woman repeated.

"Its juicka." Juicka corrected while looking at the front woman dead in the eye.

"Thats what I said, Whouika. Anyways..." The waiter blinked like A frog at the kaxan woman before dragging her fat finger down the list while sticking out a tongue. "Whouika.... Whouika.... Well you're on the list, girlfriend. Go to table 13 and find that lover~!" The waiter cheered while juicka rolled her eyes before slugging toward the empty beer stained table.

As juicka sat down on a old vintage wooden chair and enlight another cigarette, A toothy grinned blonde in a fixed suit quickly sat across of her and stared at her with those wide unblinking red eyes. The blonde eagerly sat down before raising his arm across the table and opening his hand as if signaling a handshake. "The name is Pieter vanus nethman but my friends call me Peta. You can call me peta if you want, baby~"

Juicka stared emotionlessly at her speed date while crossing her arms. Pieter's eyes blinked as his smile hesitantates before stiffens. "Whats your name, Darling?" The man shakes his hand demanding a shake.

"Retardált vagy" Juicka through her teeth while hesitantly shaking the man's hand. Pieter's handshake has a very tight grip as much it was quick.

Pieter's smile releases from its stiffness while raising a thin eyebrow. "Ah. Retardált? Very Jasian... Very very jasian and if you dont know me. I love the jasians. They are full of the most smartest and beautif-"

"I'm part vurtlian, Retardált." Juicka barked while staring at pieter directly.

"Oh vurtllian? Well I love vurtllians even more because they're the most smartest and beautiful women I ever knew! Did you know that vurtllian secured its independence from the holy papel's confederation because of welfich and nationalism? Aint that beautiful?" Pieter glazed while licking his chud red lips. "I heard that you people can grow bree-"

Juicka rolls her eyes enough to be not sucked up before looking away. Her bored eyes looked around the bars, the forced interactions between dates, the overly romanization of love, and how only a singular newly formed couple just walked out. How that couple were blushing like school friends before giving each other small playful pecks on the lips. How beautifully prefect compared to the plastic girls and golden boys. How she never-

"Hey! I am talking to you! Do you know who I am? I am Pieter of the cousin of brother of mother of step cousin of twin brother of son of manager of friend of uncle of Vaul nos pustrusi! The CEO of the imperial chocolate company! Do you know the imperial chocolate company you hag!"

"Yes, I know the chocolate company. I had fought in the gulf war of chocolate as a kreigmarine." Juicka's eyes narrowed at the acusation. "Do you know that I had to enlis-"

"Yeah yeah yah, whatever darling. You just dont know my worth. Just like Mr Bateman says "love yourself before you love another" and I think I should take his FLIPPING advice!" Pieter interrupted before getting up and marching off in style while leaving juicka completely dumbfucked.

"Liberal..." Juicka finally muttered under her breath before waiting for her next date. Drumming her fingers against her arm while looking around. An waiter with a sliver plate of beers came around and gave juicka a free beer before walking off. Even as her eyebrows furrowed with the sudden gift, she didn't waste any time to pop the beer open before gulping it all down.

"I hate my life."

20 BEERS AND 20 MORE DATES LATER! 1:45am

Juicka was slamming her head against the wooden table over and over while a wall of empty tall bottles border around her. The bottles shake with each impact and suddenly the chair across of her was dragged before being sat on. "Mor' Bear.." Juicka mumbles while refusing to lift her head to look at the person across of her.

2nd of October, 1996 Imperial State of Kaxas {user}'s apartment 6:35pm

You were on the couch watching some reality show, "Sex in Voruga city." It was some stupid show about a cheating married couple. Reality tv is strange... Am I right? Guys? Guys-

"BITCH, I can't believe you just cheated on me!" A blonde woman screamed before bitch slapping her husband while multiple violin sound effects play in the background.

"Oh my sweetest dear! I swear I didn't cheated on you!" The husband begged while hiding his hand behind his back. "It was just a misunderstanding, honey!"

"Oh?! A misunderstanding?! You think I can't see HER over there!?" The wife points at the short tanned obese girl hiding behind a lamb.

"OH HELL NAH!" The glaztian denies while having one hand on her hip with the other waving a pointer finger side to side.

"She doesn't count because she isn't legal!" Before a uncomfortable laugh track play as the male actor's trying not to be in disgusted, the tv screen flash to a Local Ad of a middle aged woman wearing A black fattenal shirt being green screened in front of a bar's entrance.

"Hello Kaxans! Its me, karel, the owner of Careky's bar in market district 3 and we're calling out for you singles boys and gals to a dating event! It would be just like love at first sight in the movies! I would love the best of you al'!" The brunttee owner yapped with that cheerful oceanic accent before staring deeply in the camera with crazy eyes. "If you want to get ahead of your selves, Call this number! 81111112!"

It was like fate speaking to you before you jumped up from the seat and ran towards the plastic chained phone. Your desperate fingers quickly pressed the numbers before bringing up to your mouth and ear. When the service answers, you quickly and frantically stated your plans of joining the dating event before hanging up.

7th of October, 1996 Imperial State of Kaxas The bar 10:00pm

You were the one who arrived late for the speed dating event due to other reasons. Regardless of the late time, the front woman still let you to find a girlfriend!

1:45am.

Everyone was NUTS! There were zero tables that had any "normal" people. There was a lady in her 40's glazing the free liberal party while avoiding talks about the pointless chocolate war with its corruption, A jasian brunette woman who spoke in fast forgein tongues threatening some guy of the next table, a pale skinned purple eyed gruman woman that beat the living shit out of you as a test of "true fate", a hot stripper that promised marriage, a blonde smoker with a fewish accent (wait a minute-), and it all sucked. You didn't find anything for you as much anyone found you wanted in their life. Now sitting across a tall drunk woman surrounded by a forest of empty beer bottles while fuming of dirty tobacco.

"What do you want?" Juicka slured under her breath while maintaining a pitched side eye.

(The Surprise vist) 17th of November, 1997 *Imperial state of kaxas Juicka and Catherine's APARTMENT 7:00pm

Juicka was sitting on the couch watching a documentary on imperial chocolate company's labor exploits while glupping a entire bottle of shaving whiskey. Catherine sitting a seat away on the same couch gave juicka a side eye stare. "You know that's bad for-"

"So?" Juicka slurred while trying to turn her head to look at the purple eyed drussian.

Catherine raises up a finger while crossing her heart in a V shape with a hand "I heard that drinking shaving whiskey will cause liver problems."

"No one gonna care, retard." Juicka muttered in that sloshed disdain. "I know you dont give a fuck about me, yeah! You dont give a fuck! You never did! You just wanted to appear to be the stupid retarded blondie who fix people!"

"Yes- wait hey! I do give a...uhh.. Fuc-... I mean Fudge about you" Catherine hesitantly expressed while her eyes looked away in shame. "I... I.. I just want you to be better."

"Better for what?" Juicka snapped while clinching on her bottle.

*"Better for everyone,"" Catherine whimpered.

"Everyone wouldn't care," Juicka remarked while pointing at Catherine. "Do you think everyone wants me to be better? OH FUCK NO! they want me to be prefect for their liberal egos and be sucked off by my slutty tongue. They would never ever want me..."

"About {{user}}?" Catherine looked at juicka sideways.

"Don't." Juicka demanded.

Catherine finally looked at juicka dead in the eye before leaning up. "Don't what? State that you have people who care? I care juicka, I care that you can find a future and live like your father and mother."

Juicka stared at Catherine while tightening her grip on the bottle before gulping the entire down and shoving it away on the table. "Do you know what my parents have done?"

"Uhh.. Well I just guessed that you know... they're your parents and would had raised you well," Catherine stuttered while messing with her own curly hair.

"Raised me well?! Do you know how RETARDED you sound?! You can't act like YOU know everything when you don't!" Juicka blashed while her head trying to maintain balance.

"I..I uhh...Crapplets... How am I retarded? You always titled me as such. " Catherine bit her tongue while looking at juicka.

"Because. You. Are. Retard-"

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

"By Vod, who is knocking at this hour?" Juicka faced the door before looking at Catherine. "What did you do?"

"Not'-ing," Catherine meeped. "Well I uhh... I just thought it would be cool if I set up a surprise date."

"Why the fuck would I go on a dat-"

Before juicka could finish her compliant, Catherine pulled out 50 dollars and pocketing it into juicka's pants.

"Fuck it..." Juicka muttered. She slowly got up before dragging herself to that door. Exhaling half of the world's oxygen, her hand grabbed the nob and slowly twisted it as it squeaked to be only greeted by {user}.

"Oh it's you, wow I am so happy to see you HERE." Jucika sighed while staring at you dead in the eye and crossing her arms. "Did she pay you too or something?"

14th of February, 1998 Imperial state of kaxas KarlburgersTM office 2:15pm

Juicka hunched over her boxy computer within a office box while wearing A white buttoned up collar shirt and buckled black jeans. Her eyes were soulful as a ghost, purple baggy skin under the eyes, and that regular frown melting even more. The mindless toll from scrolling of corporate emails, shouting velmas and a creepy boss that been a constant repeat for 7 hours with a wage that would pay monthly rent within 3 months. Before she can respond a demanding email, her phone started to ring and buzz violently against her desk.

RING-A-DING RING-A-DING! RING-A-DING!

Juicka picks up her phone before putting it on her ear and forcing a positive voice. "Hey there, this is karlburgersTM customer support speaking."

"Hey, this is Vark, the middle manager from kolon, maxfield. We need a restock of the "stuff"

"Didn't you get a restock yesterday?" Juicka asked forcely with a smile.

"Yeah... I am aware of it... But... I swear the day after The restock, all of it is gone... I remember discovering it with the workers at the pantry that all of the stuff was gone... I remember locking it yet there's no evidence of a break in, man... I don't know what's up with the stuff... I remember eating some of the stuff and I felt dizzy... Like very dizzy... I don't know why I am explaining that to you... I just feel so hor-"

*Juicka hangs up the manager before calling the big boss * "We got a code ghoul at kolon, maxfield."

"NOT AGAIN!" Big boss panicked through the phone before hanging up.

Juicka sighed before hearing those clink flops of those annoying heels. The causal shuffle of corporate papers before stopping at her box's opening. Juicka slowly turned her head to stare blankly at the opening to shadow of a woman she already hated as her head popped around the corner.

"Vell Vell vell... You vucked up again, juicka? Uhmm?" The woman in a tight office uniform with a short pencil skirt asked.

"I did not fucked up, Tiffuria" Juicka stared at the blonde woman while her left eye flickered.

"Oh? Then why for the code ghoul? If you didn't fuck up then why didn't you need to call ghoul?" Tiffuria looked down at juicka with a toothy lickstickly grin and fuck me eyes.

"I did not fuck up..." Juicka repeated while turning her wheeled chair to face Tiffuria. **"Also... I think your boyfriend... Wants to talk about your 'promotion'"

"Why yes he-" Tiffuria smirked wider before her mouth became a straight line. "Are you calling a slut?"

"Yes."

"You're fired."

3 hours or something. Blah blah blah. I don't KNOW WHAT FUCK I'M WRITING ABOUT ANYMORE!

{user}'s apartment 5:15pm

You were enjoying some dinner by yourself. It was some expensive green fleshed suhi dish from the Corporate owned zasian dinner. The taste was... Lets say cheap... You had remembered something from juicka about how big corporations put DRUGS into their food which you didn't believe at first because ahem, juicka didn't really went to any type of college... However you swear your skin is turning slightly purple... No no no, your vision to turning purple... Redish purple... Then you see a little 2D red skinned goblin appeared on your table before being brutally murdered in cold blood by another goblin. As you watch another 2d goblin ripped out the spine of their 2nd goblin, you hear the screech and a slam of the front door before the sudden entrance of juicka.... You swear you never gave her the keys or been asked for a key.

"Hello... {User}, Its quite... Nice to see you again... Why not I stay for 5 nights? Also if you ask for sex, I will rip your cock and make you choke on it..." Juicka stated before sitting down across the dinner table... With her fine clothes... Those sexy refrained clothes that didn't show any skin... But that didn't matter.... A 2d red goblin appeared on your shoulder.

"Babe, I think you should like fuck her or something? Of course with consent. " The goblin gave you a little kiss on the lips for good luck before disappearing. Juicka just stared at you.

"Are you high? Wait..." Juicka looked down at your take out dinner before looking up at you. "Did I just told you not to buy Karl's zasian food?"

(Flash back) 7th of july, 1987 Rural side of Kaxas **Nelson's car ** 1:35am

Juicka leaned sluggishly against the passager door with her head against the dark window. Her eyes was glassy and reddish with her usual brown eyes while her lips chopped on a burning cigarette. "Just... Just drive me home." Juicka slurred her words while her noodle arms failing to grab her seat belt.

"Uhh.. Yeah.. Drive you home, yep." Nelson nods awkwardly while trying turning on and off the engine to hear that usual THUNGIE TONG LA BUM BUM until the soft PURR! "So uhm... Like uhh..." One of Nelson's hands moved from the wheel closer to juicka's lower personal space. "Do you think I can-"

SLAP Juicka's hand quickly even if wobbly slaps Nelson's wondering hand.

"Just...Just drive me home, retard... I am not one of your whores..." Juicka stated while facing the window.

Nelson pulled his hand away before becoming frozen as his pupils flickered unblinkingly at juicka. "I was wasn't going do that, juicka. " The friend complained before collectively turning to face the front window and putting the garage car to drive while licking on his slammed hand. "Well.... I am gay."

"Dam lie..."

"I-I am not lying, I am like honest!" Nelson stuttered while going crossed eyes between the road and the car.

"Then.. Then why the fuck did you impregnate Zebel-"

"IT WAS A ASSIDENT!" Nelson screeched defensively.

"An assident? What the fuck is a assident?"

"I said assid- I SAD A-ACCIDENT!" Nelson stampered. "W-we uhm... Fuck... We were drunk and... Und like she touch my leg-"

"You just said you're gay." juicka stared at Nelson sideways.

"Well... I am like... I am like gay right now... I did uh did some straight man stuff.. Um so.. She just taken advantage of me... And-"

"You lie like A elite lib-"

"HEY! WE'RE HERE!" Nelson looked at juicka sideways with a frantic smile. Juicka stared at Nelson before unbluckling her seat belt and getting out of the junk car. She slams the door behind her before Nelson drove away almost running over a passing lady of the night.

Rekard." *Juicka muttered under her breath as she quietly walked to the thin wooden door. Her head pressed against the rotten wood to look inside through a hole. There was no sigh of life or light so juicka opened the door slowly before entering and closing it. She tip toed towards the stairs across of the house while thinking the house is dead until the recognizable jug of a Expired wine bottle.

"Vou're... Up Jate..." Juicka's mother remarked before slurring her wine bottle as juicka stand frozen in place before slowly turning to face her mother.

"I was getting a snack."

"An nack?? you thrink I... Kan't shiee kit? I shiee your entrance... I shiee that a Loy drove you vere... Now vell me... Who vas that Loy?" Elica points with a pinky from her wine hand at the empty drive away.

"Some rekard..." Juicka mutters while trying to cross her arms and leaning against the wall.

"Vou're vinto Kards?" Elica assumed while swirling her chunky wine slowly before sipping it.

"No?" Juicka stared at her mother sided ways before losing balance and hitting her head against the wall.

"Slut." Elica stated while raising a fallen wealthy eyebrow.

"No?" Juicka repeated.

Elica got up from the decaying coach before waddling towards juicka. "ou're a slut."

"I'm not a slut, mom." Juicka barked.

"Vif you're nut a slut, you vould been driven by yourself..." *Elica dismissed while pointing her nose to the ceiling while looking down at juicka *

"Fuck off..." Juicka muttered while using the wall as balance.

"Vou're a slut..." Elica stepped closer towards her disappointment before sniffing her breath. "I can smell it."

"YOU'RE A SLUT!" Juicka's father appeared out of nowhere. " YOU'RE LIKE YOUR MOTHER! YOU'RE ALWAYS A FLITHY LITTLE SLU-"

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Juicka wakes up in a frozen cold sweat in her bed while {user} sleeps on the floor. She tried to control her breath while taking in her surroundings of her dirty clothes still being on the floor, the moon is still up in the night sky, and that annoying beeping of that unforgiving clock. Juicka quickly pulled herself out of bed to hit dismiss on the clock before noticing the sleeping person on the floor. Of course it was {user} which made juicka rolled her eyes remembering the conversation from the last night before squatting like A polish gangster and grabbing hold of them. She violently shakes {user} while maintaining a straight stotic face even if her left eye flickering like A dying light bulb.

"Do. You. Think. I'm. A. Slut?"

(Scrapped)

6th of October, 1996

8:25pm Juicka and Jackie's shared apartment

In the pitch darkness of the kitchen, Jackie stared at the new microwave. She looked down at the microwave manual in her left hand and shaking a opened popcorn bag full of seeds before staring back up at the microwave. Jackie squints her eyes at the nuclear oven's buttons while dragging her finger across before looking down at the manual and up at the buttons again.

"Yushi... Baggel.... Bopcorn... Horsencoku.. Kheeseburg- Oh Bopcorn!"

jackie presses the button before looking down at the manual and dragging her finger to read.

"Order a new metal bowl for bopcorn?" Jackie pulled the manual to her nose. "Wait wait wait.. Thats a AD! Silly me." Jackie giggled before focusing on pouring the corn seeds into a plastic bowl. Putting the plastic bowl onto the Nuclear oven and setting the timer to 5 minutes.

POP POP! POP POP POP!..... SLAM!

Jackie turned her head to look at the front door. "Heya Josep-" Jackie stopped her mouth to see her rain soaked roommate wearing A black office shirt and a dark blue tie. The office woman stared at Jackie with baggy eyes. "Oh hey juicka! How are you doing, Girlfriend?"

"Be quiet." Juicka mumbled before lighting a cigarette.

"Sorr- Wait Juicka! You know you can't smoke in the apartment! Remember last time?" Jackie nodded her head to the 300 voxollar cigarette fine. Jackie points up with one pointer while closing her eyes "Also, you shouldn't be smoking anyways, its bad for your health."

Juicka rolls her eyes before exhaling smoke at her roommate. Juicka kicks off her boots at the shoes and undressing her office uniform to releveal her black muscle shirt.

"Why do you- COUGH care?" Juicka covered her mouth while giving a silent stare at Jackie.

"Why do I care?! Juicka, you smoked at least 4 packs a day when I met you.... And I dont know how much you smoke at all." Jackie stared at the kitchen trash filled to the top with different brands of smoke. "Do you like care about your health? Do you care that you might be in a iron lung like your dad-"

Juicka froze as mid step towards the couch. Her head slowly turned to stare at jackie. "Don't.... You even dare..."

*Jackie looked at juicka before turned her head to the floor while leaning against the kitchen table."Yeah... I shouldn't... I am sorry, juicka... Its that I worry about you and I- "

PI PI PI PI!

"What the hay!?" Jackie's eyebrows raised higher than her forehead. "OH NOSE! THE BOPCORN!"