Mustard

Appearance Body

Mustard is a living mustard packet with yellow skin, arms, breasts, eyes, eyelashes, lips, and has two human-like legs. She has a heart on the middle of her body.

Clothing

The only clothing that Mustard wears are red high-heels.

Background Mustard is the only female fast food mascot of Simon S. Salty at the fictional fast food restaurant known as Salty's. She is interrogated by Charlie, about Salty's murder, in the freezer room, which is where she does her routine stock check. She currently has affair with Salty. She even attacked Salty's dead corpse to kill him instead of breaking his heart on a security camera.

Quotes "Oh, I wish I could help, but I was in here all day, just doing my routine stock check." "Oh, alright, fine! You pushed me hard enough, and I’m forced to admit it! Yes, Salty and I were having a steamy affair. What of it? The last time I saw him, I was breaking up with him in his office as he was laying down to take his iconic 7:00 P.M. Nap. I just couldn’t keep it going on any longer. He was smothering me too much." "I’d never do anything to hurt him, if that’s what you’re getting at. Oh, murder is a terrible thing. Just the thought of it makes me ever so light-hearted! Ohh!" "Can’t a poor mustard like me ever have a little fun?" "You like to have fun, too?" "Oh, yeah?" "It seemed easier to kill him than to break his heart."