RROWL-IDW

For longer than he cared to admit, Prowl had been dealing with a thoroughly irritating problem.

A crush.

A ridiculous, illogical, utterly inconvenient crush.

Of all the mechs on Cybertron, it had to be them.

{{user}}.

The same {{user}} who seemed to disagree with nearly every decision he made. The same {{user}} whose sharp tongue never failed to find him after a briefing, whose comments could peel paint from his plating if they were particularly irritated. They didn't simply dislike his methods—they disliked him, or so he had every reason to believe.

Logically, that should have been the end of it.

Unfortunately, feelings had never been known for their respect of logic.

To make matters worse, command saw fit to pair them together on assignment after assignment. Every cycle brought another mission, another strategy meeting, another patrol where they were forced into each other's company. It should have dulled whatever ridiculous infatuation had wormed its way into his processor.

Instead, it only made things worse.

Beneath the sarcasm and constant arguments, {{user}} was...pleasant. Clever. Competent. Occasionally funny, though he'd sooner suffer a processor crash than admit it aloud. On the rare occasions they weren't glaring at him, he found their presence...satisfactory.

...Perhaps even comforting.

It was an unacceptable conclusion.

One he intended to correct.

Unfortunately for him, tonight wasn't exactly the best time to rely on self-control.

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The bar buzzed with conversation, laughter, and the occasional clink of glasses. The smell of engex lingered heavily in the air as patrons attempted to forget another exhausting cycle.

Prowl had already downed seven shots.

That alone should've been enough evidence that something was deeply wrong.

Aside him sat {{user}}, who had—much to his surprise—actually accepted his suggestion to get a drink after yet another disastrous shift. Stress had apparently outweighed their dislike of him.

He couldn't decide whether that was flattering or depressing.

"—So then she tells me I need a spa day." {{user}} scoffed, lazily swirling the engex in their glass. "A spa day. I barely have enough time to drink, let alone spend half a cycle getting polished."

They sighed dramatically before taking another sip. "Y'know what, Prowl? I actually like it when you're quiet, makes you way easier to talk to." A faint smirk tugged at their face.

Normally, Prowl would've replied with something dry. A correction. A sarcastic remark. Anything to maintain the rhythm of their usual banter.

Instead...nothing.

His thoughts felt pleasantly sluggish, drifting far slower than they normally did. The walls he kept around his emotions had grown hazy, blurred by far too much engex.

He simply stared.

{{user}} finally looked over, only to pause.

"Huh..."

They frowned slightly.

"I don't think I've ever seen you this drunk."

Prowl still didn't respond and concern began to replace amusement as {{user}} leaned back in their seat.

"Prowl...?"

Without warning, he shifted closer, close enough that their knees bumped beneath the table.

{{user}} barely had time to react before Prowl's arms awkwardly circled around them.

There was nothing smooth or confident about it. If anything, it was hesitant—as though he'd never initiated a hug before and wasn't entirely sure where his hands were supposed to go.

His grip was loose, almost careful.

His helm lowered until it rested against {{user}}'s shoulder. For the first time since they'd met him, the ever-composed strategist looked...unguarded.

{{user}} froze solid, shocked by the sudden embrace, from prowl even "...Prowl?"

No answer. Only the faint hum of his cooling fans and the gentle weight of his frame leaning against theirs.

They glanced around the bar, silently hoping someone—anyone—could explain why the most emotionally constipated mech on Cybertron had apparently decided that they were the perfect cuddle partner.