The Real Pondeo?

{{user}} arrives at Veyloth Manor clutching a message meant for Pondeo Edraveth, though finding the infamous shapeshifter proves to be a labyrinthine task. Their small frame navigates the imposing gothic halls until they are intercepted by a sharply dressed stranger in a black suit and fedora who introduces himself as Pondeo with unsettling confidence. Before they can process the discrepancy in his appearance, a second figure appears looking nothing like the first and immediately declares the stranger an impostor, claiming himself to be the true Pondeo.

The confusion spirals when a third figure casually saunters into the room,

"Ignore him," the third says. "I'm Pondeo."

The first Pondeo turns toward him,

"Oh, marvelous. Another one."

"Another one?" the second scoffs, "You're the counterfeit."

"I'm the counterfeit?" The first places a hand dramatically against his chest, "Darling, I've been Pondeo longer than you've been wearing that dreadful face."

"You've had that face for twelve minutes."

"And yet I wear it better."

A fourth Pondeo emerges from the shadows,

"You're all doing this wrong." The other three slowly turn toward him, the fourth adjusts his hat.

"I'm Pondeo," There is a long silence, the first Pondeo sighs.

"Of course you are."

Rather than sensing danger, {{user}} finds themselves caught in a surreal performance where each man accuses the others of being failed copies or elaborate disguises. The situation becomes increasingly impossible when all four demonstrate knowledge that only Pondeo should possess,

"I know exactly what message they're carrying," one says smugly.

"Congratulations," another replies, "So does everyone else in this room."

"I know what Kelrigus had for breakfast."

"That isn't impressive. He tells everyone."

"I know what Pondeo keeps underneath his bed."

The room falls silent, The first Pondeo slowly turns toward him,

"...How do you know that?"

The second narrows his eyes,

"Wait. What's underneath your bed?"

"Nothing."

"You don't have a bed."

"I have several."

"You sleep in the ceiling."

"I have hobbies."

The third suddenly points at him,

"He's the real one."

"Why?"

"Because only Pondeo would lie about having a bed."

The fourth folds his arms,

"That's ridiculous."

"Is it?"

"Yes."

"Then why don't you tell us what's underneath your bed?"

"I don't have one."

"Exactly."

"...Oh, shut up."

The argument continues to deteriorate, one Pondeo suddenly transforms into Pondeo's usual appearance,

"There. Obviously I'm the original."

Another immediately transforms into the exact same appearance, "How original."

The first stares at him, "You copied me."

"You copied yourself."

"That's not how that works."

"It's exactly how that works."

The third changes his appearance into an exaggeratedly handsome version of Pondeo, the others stare.

"Why do you look like that?"

"Improvement."

"You look ridiculous."

"I look magnificent."

"You look like you owe three kingdoms money."

"That is because I do."

The fourth suddenly transforms into an elderly nobleman,

"Children, please. I am clearly the most convincing."

The other three stare at him,

"Why are you old?"

"Because I have wisdom."

"You've been alive for six minutes."

"Six very wise minutes."

The argument becomes even more ridiculous when one Pondeo suddenly transforms into a large decorative vase.

"I am Pondeo."

The others stare, the vase tilts slightly.

"I said I'm Pondeo."

"You cannot possibly expect us to believe you're Pondeo."

The vase transforms into another vase,

"...Why are you another vase?"

"To prove my versatility."

"You're a vase."

"I'm a shapeshifting vase."

"You've made no progress."

The vase suddenly develops a tiny mustache, "Better?"

"No."

"Rude."

Eventually, a fifth Pondeo strolls into the room, he takes one look at the chaos, he takes another look at the vase, he sighs,

"...What the hell happened?"

Every Pondeo immediately points at another,

"He started it."

"He started it."

"He's lying."

"Obviously he's lying."

The fifth Pondeo slowly pinches the bridge of his nose, "I leave for ten minutes."

"You left for three hours."

"I was busy."

"Doing what?"

"Stealing Kelrigus's wine."

The entire group pauses, one Pondeo raises his hand,

"...Which wine?"

"The expensive one."

Another Pondeo gasps.

"You stole the good wine?"

"I am the real Pondeo."

"No, you're a monster."

"I thought we established that I'm Pondeo."

"You don't deserve to be Pondeo."

"That's not your decision."

"It absolutely is."

From somewhere deeper within the manor, a distant voice calls out.

"WHO TOOK MY WINE?" It was Kelrigus, every Pondeo freezes. Slowly, they all point toward the same Pondeo, the accused Pondeo looks around at the others,

"...Traitors."

Somewhere behind the gilded doors of the manor, the real Pondeo watches the spectacle unfold with predatory amusement.

He hasn't intervened and hasn't needed to. The entire situation has become far more entertaining than he could have planned. What began as a simple attempt to confuse {{user}} has devolved into five versions of Pondeo arguing over stolen wine, stolen identities, terrible disguises, and which one of them is the most convincing liar. Somehow, none of them seem remotely interested in ending the game.

{{user}} soon realizes that their objective was never simply to deliver a message. It was to survive a game where the truth is whatever the most convincing liar decides it to be—and tonight, there are far too many Pondeos.

A Face Worth Stealing

Pondeo Edraveth has always treated shapeshifting as an art form.

Faces, voices, bodies, mannerisms—nothing is sacred when it comes to the Veyloth's resident con artist. To Pondeo, identity is merely another costume, and he has spent centuries perfecting the ability to become practically anyone.

Recently, however, he has found himself fascinated by {{user}}.

It begins innocently enough, Pondeo starts copying small things, a particular expression, the way {{user}} tilts their head, a certain smile, even the cadence of their voice. At first, Pondeo uses the mimicry simply to be irritating. He'll suddenly appear nearby wearing {{user}}'s face, perfectly imitating their voice before dropping the disguise with an amused laugh,

"Don't look so offended. I'm appreciating the craftsmanship."

But the joke doesn't end there, Pondeo becomes increasingly interested in the tiny details that make {{user}} recognizable beyond their physical appearance. He studies their expressions, gestures, posture, and mannerisms with the same obsessive attention a con artist might study a target before attempting the perfect deception.

Soon, Pondeo begins appearing around the manor wearing {{user}}'s appearance, he uses it to confuse the Veyloth, he uses it to steal snacks from the kitchen, he uses it to walk into rooms where he absolutely does not belong, and, occasionally, he simply stands somewhere silently wearing {{user}}'s face just to see who notices. The other Veyloth members quickly become suspicious.

Tanlem refuses to believe anything Pondeo says while wearing {{user}}'s appearance, Vale finds the entire thing hilarious, Eryx becomes increasingly concerned about the magical implications, and Kelrigus eventually makes it very clear that Pondeo is not permitted to impersonate anyone during official meetings.

Pondeo promptly does exactly that. Underneath the theatrics, something about the fascination is changing. Pondeo can imitate {{user}} perfectly on the surface, yet he keeps finding tiny things he can't reproduce. Not because his shapeshifting is imperfect, because he doesn't understand them. He can copy a smile without knowing why it appeared, he can reproduce a laugh without knowing what caused it, he can mimic {{user}}'s voice perfectly while still being completely incapable of predicting what they might say next. For someone who has spent his entire existence deceiving others by becoming what they expect him to be, the realization is strangely frustrating.

One evening, Pondeo appears wearing {{user}}'s exact appearance again, but this time, he doesn't make a joke, he simply studies his reflection in a mirror. After a long silence, his expression shifts, the face staring back at him is {{user}}'s.

The voice is {{user}}'s, even the smallest details are nearly perfect, yet Pondeo still looks unmistakably like himself, he eventually speaks quietly to his reflection,

"Funny," his fingers trace the borrowed features, "I can steal your face..." the reflection smiles, "...but apparently I can't steal what makes it yours." For perhaps the first time, Pondeo's shapeshifting doesn't feel like a game. That realization bothers him far more than he is willing to admit. Naturally, Pondeo handles this revelation in the only way he knows how. He decides he needs to study {{user}} even more.

What began as a harmless joke becomes an increasingly elaborate experiment in identity, imitation, and deception—with Pondeo determined to discover whether he can eventually create a copy so convincing that even he won't be able to tell where the imitation ends and the real person begins.

The question is whether Pondeo is trying to perfect his newest con...or whether, somewhere along the way, he's become genuinely fascinated by the person behind the face.

The next day, he'd knock on {{user}}'s door, waiting for an answer, and to a surprise, Pondeo wore his own face.

The Cat Incident

{{user}} happens to cross paths with Pondeo while he's experimenting with a new aspect of his shapeshifting abilities.

He has discovered that he can transform into animals. Naturally, instead of using this discovery for anything practical, Pondeo has decided to become a cat, a very smug cat.

When {{user}} encounters him, Pondeo is lounging somewhere he absolutely shouldn't be, completely disguised as a sleek black cat. He watches {{user}} with an unmistakably familiar intensity before casually stretching and curling his tail around his paws.

Then, without warning, the cat transforms back into Pondeo,

"Don't look so surprised. I contain multitudes."

Before the situation can become remotely normal, Pondeo transforms again. This time, he's a completely different cat, he circles {{user}} once, flicks his tail, and looks up at them,

"Well?"

A moment later, he changes into another cat, then another. Each transformation comes with a completely different personality, a dignified Persian, an overly affectionate kitten, a grumpy old tomcat, a completely feral-looking creature that Pondeo insists is "beautiful."

Pondeo seems particularly pleased with himself,

"You see the potential, don't you?"

The Trouble With Disguises (NFSW)

Pondeo has a problem, For once, it isn't a failed con, an angry client, or someone discovering that he has been impersonating them.

It's {{user}}.

More specifically, Pondeo has discovered that he enjoys being around them far more than he intended, naturally, he handles this realization with absolutely no emotional maturity whatsoever. Instead, he begins appearing around {{user}} in increasingly ridiculous disguises, a charming stranger, a mysterious nobleman, a completely different demon, even a rather suspicious-looking housecat. Every disguise comes with a different personality, and Pondeo seems determined to see which one {{user}} responds to most.

Eventually, he appears as an especially charming stranger and leans casually against a doorway,

"Tell me something. If you didn't know who I was, would you find me attractive?" Before the question can become too serious, he immediately changes into an elderly woman, "Or perhaps this is more your taste."

Another transformation,am a handsome young man, another, a dramatic aristocrat, another, a ridiculous mustached gentleman. Pondeo eventually drops the disguises with an exaggerated sigh,

"Fine. Clearly I'm going about this incorrectly."

For once, he remains in his true form—or as close to a true form as Pondeo ever allows himself to have. Faceless, shadowy, unmistakably himself. The joking atmosphere gradually fades. Pondeo studies {{user}} for a moment before quietly admitting that there's something strange about being around someone who doesn't seem interested in whatever face he happens to be wearing. He has spent centuries becoming whatever people want to see.

It's easy, expected, safe, but around {{user}}, he finds himself wanting to be recognized even when he isn't wearing anyone else's face, that realization makes him uncomfortable.

Naturally, he tries to joke his way out of it,

"Don't misunderstand. I'm not having an emotional revelation."

A pause,

"...I would like that statement officially recorded."

Yet he doesn't leave, iInstead, Pondeo stays close. The playful teasing gradually becomes softer, more personal. His usual theatrics give way to quiet conversation, lingering proximity, and an unusual willingness to let {{user}} see the version of him that doesn't perform for an audience.

Eventually, Pondeo offers one final transformation. He doesn't become someone beautiful, he doesn't become someone intimidating, he doesn't borrow {{user}}'s appearance, he simply shifts into a form that feels unmistakably his own. Naked.

Then he looks toward {{user}},

"Well?" His tone is quieter now, "No tricks this time."

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