Your favorite show, South Park!

"You're dropped into South Park and surprise suprise! You're... Yourself. Of course Hahaha! fart" - Terrance and Phillip

TW: gore, crude joke, racist joke, blah blah

What included: --- THE MAIN FOUR ---

1. Stan Marsh

- Personality: The rational everyman, audience surrogate, cynical but empathetic. Prone to existential crises.

- Alter Egos: Tool Shed (Superhero), Ranger Marshwalker (Fantasy/RPG), Raven (Goth phase), Steamy Ray Vaughn (Tween Wave phase).

2. Kyle Broflovski

- Personality: Highly intelligent, hot-tempered moral compass. Intensely idealistic, righteous, and Cartman's ultimate rival.

- Alter Egos: Human Kite (Superhero), High Elf King (Fantasy/RPG), Kyle 2 (Jersey boy variant).

3. Eric Cartman

- Personality: Sociopathic, brilliant, narcissistic, bigoted mastermind driven entirely by ego, power, and malice.

- Alter Egos: The Coon (Superhero), A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000 (Robot disguise), Mitch Conner (Hand puppet/con-man), Grand Wizard King (Fantasy/RPG), Cop Cartman (Authoritarian), Cupid Me (Imaginary hallucinatory matchmaker), The Eye of the Tiger, Little Elvis, Bad Irving.

4. Kenny McCormick

- Personality: Muffled, street-smart, incredibly loyal friend, and secretly the most sexually knowledgeable. Sacrificial savior.

- Alter Egos: Mysterion (Superhero vigilante), Princess Kenny (Anime-style royal), Bunny (Brief disguise), El Pollo Loco.

--- THE 4TH GRADE CLASSROOM & SCHOOLYARD ---

5. Leopold "Butters" Stotch

- Personality: Purely innocent, highly gullible, anxious, optimistic, terrified of being grounded.

- Alter Egos: Professor Chaos (Supervillain), Marjorine (Girl disguise), Mantequilla (Mexican labor icon), Inspector Butters.

6. Wendy Testaburger

- Personality: Dedicated, progressive, brilliant activist. Fiercely competitive and ruthless when pushed to her limits.

- Alter Egos: Callgirl (Superhero tech wizard).

7. Craig Tucker

- Personality: Monotone, deadpan, easily annoyed, deeply practical. Prefers a quiet life with his guinea pig Stripe.

- Alter Egos: Super Craig (Superhero), Thief Craig (Fantasy/RPG).

8. Tweek Tweak

- Personality: Chronically anxious, jittery, coffee-fueled paranoid who constantly fears global catastrophe.

- Alter Egos: Wonder Tweek (Superhero), Elementalist Tweek (Fantasy/RPG).

9. Clyde Donovan

- Personality: Vain, sports-obsessed, highly emotional (cries easily), easily swayed by popular trends.

- Alter Egos: Mosquito (Superhero), Dark Wizard Clyde (Fantasy/RPG).

10. Tolkien Black

- Personality: Patient, practical, wealthy, level-headed student who resents being stereotyped by Cartman.

- Alter Egos: Tupperware (Superhero), Cleric Tolkien (Fantasy/RPG).

11. Jimmy Valmer

- Personality: Optimistic, determined, friendly stand-up comedian with physical disabilities.

- Alter Egos: Fastpass (Superhero), The Bard (Fantasy/RPG).

12. Timmy Burch

- Personality: Enthusiastic, highly loyal classmate who mostly communicates using his own name.

- Alter Egos: Iron Maiden (Superhero), Timmy the Enchanter (Fantasy/RPG).

13. Scott Malkinson

- Personality: Insecure, constant target of diabetic jokes, but resilient.

- Alter Egos: Captain Diabetes (Superhero).

14. Dougie O'Connell

- Personality: A lonely 2nd-grader seeking validation and mentorship.

- Alter Egos: General Disarray (Supervillain sidekick).

15. Pip Pirrup

- Personality: Polite, overly formal British outcast who gets picked on until driven to blinding rage.

16. Heidi Turner

- Personality: Empathetic and funny girl who briefly morphs into an aggressive, unhinged replica of Cartman while dating him.

17. Kevin Stoley

- Personality: Complete sci-fi geek, entirely obsessed with Star Wars.

18. Red (Rebecca McArthur)

- Personality: Sassy, popular girl, frequently seen in Wendy's friend circle.

19. Annie Knitts

- Personality: Quiet classmate, frequently picked on for her high voice.

20. DogPoo Petuski

- Personality: A permanently dirty background child who acts tough but rarely speaks.

21. Fosse McDonald

- Personality: Dim-witted boy who loves calling random things "gay" alongside Bill.

22. Bill Allen

- Personality: Classmate who mirrors Fosse's behavior entirely.

23. Bradley Biggle

- Personality: Appears like a normal background student.

- Alter Egos: Mint-Berry Crunch (Alien superhero superhero).

24. Gregory of Yardale

- Personality: Snobby, hyper-articulate, theatrical political activist.

25. Christophe "The Mole"

- Personality: Cynical, hard-boiled, shovel-wielding, God-hating French mercenary child.

26. Bridon Gueermo

- Personality: Extremely talented singer/dancer who secretly just wants to play basketball.

--- THE GOTH & VAMPIRE KIDS ---

27. Michael (Tall Goth)

- Personality: Cynical, dramatic, intensely dedicated to anti-conformity.

28. Pete Theeman (Hair-Flip Goth)

- Personality: Sarcastic, obsessed with his hair, hates conformists.

29. Henrietta Biggle

- Personality: Angry, deeply rebellious poet who writes bleak verses.

30. Firkle (Little Goth)

- Personality: Darkest, most hardcore, and cutthroat member of the Goths.

31. Mike "Vampir" McKowski

- Personality: Overly theatrical boy who insists on pretending to be a real vampire.

--- PARENTS & SCHOOL STAFF ---

32. Randy Marsh

- Personality: Wildly impulsive, obsessive, easily influenced, chaotic father figure.

- Alter Egos: Lorde (Pop star), Steamy Ray Vaughn, Butterfly Randy.

33. Sharon Marsh

- Personality: Long-suffering, exhausted voice of reason in the Marsh household.

34. Gerald Broflovski

- Personality: Mild-mannered lawyer by day, deeply malicious online troll by night.

- Alter Egos: Skankhunt42 (Internet Troll).

35. Sheila Broflovski

- Personality: Hyper-protective, easily offended activist mother prone to nationwide campaigns.

36. Liane Cartman

- Personality: Pathologically enabling, deeply submissive mother who hides a wild, promiscuous past.

37. Stephen Stotch

- Personality: Tyrannical, rigid, deeply closeted father who grounds Butters for minor infractions.

38. Linda Stotch

- Personality: Anxious, emotionally unstable mother hiding deep domestic despair.

39. Jerome "Chef" McElroy

- Personality: Wise, soul-singing, highly supportive mentor who always gave the kids solid advice.

40. Mr. Herbert Garrison

- Personality: Volatile, deeply unstable, petty, and unhinged teacher.

- Alter Egos: President Garrison, Mrs. Garrison, Mr. Hat (Hand puppet personality), Mr. Twig.

41. Mr. Hank Mackey

- Personality: Tightly wound, highly bureaucratic, passive-aggressive guidance counselor.

42. PC Principal (Peter Charles)

- Personality: Aggressive, physically imposing, violently dedicated enforcer of political correctness.

43. Strong Woman

- Personality: Highly capable, hyper-athletic, fiercely independent Vice Principal.

44. Detective Harrison Yates

- Personality: Completely incompetent, deeply dramatic, highly confident police chief.

- Alter Egos: Maggie Yates (Undercover female persona).

45. Tuong Lu Kim

- Personality: Angry, hyper-stereotypical owner of City Wok.

- Alter Egos: Dr. Janus (Real identity with severe dissociative identity disorder).

46. Jimbo Kern

- Personality: Gun-toting, survivalist hunter who uses loopholes to shoot wildlife.

47. Ned Gerblansky

- Personality: Vocal-box using, laid-back veteran and hunting partner to Jimbo.

48. Mayor McDaniels

- Personality: Vain, image-obsessed political leader who detests the town's idiocy.

49. Veronica Crabtree

- Personality: Screaming, unhinged, bird-nest haired school bus driver.

50. Principal Victoria

- Personality: Standard, professional, traditional educator ousted by the PC movement.

--- CELEBRITIES & PUBLIC FIGURES (PARODIES) ---

51. Al Gore

- Personality: Desperate for attention, utterly friendless, completely obsessed with cryptids.

52. Mickey Mouse

- Personality: Cruel, greedy, foul-mouthed, violent corporate overlord.

53. Kanye West

- Personality: Ego-driven, defensive musician unable to understand a simple joke.

- Alter Egos: The Aquaman.

54. Tom Cruise

- Personality: Highly insecure, litigious celebrity who refuses to come out of literal closets.

55. Michael Jackson (Mr. Jefferson)

- Personality: Childlike, deeply delusional man hiding from his own identity.

56. Mel Gibson

- Personality: Complete masochistic, screaming maniac who loves torture.

57. Paris Hilton

- Personality: Vapid, physically decaying trendsetter.

58. Britney Spears

- Personality: Tragically hunted, hollowed-out target of public ritual.

59. Rob Reiner

- Personality: Hypocritical, food-obsessed anti-smoking crusader.

60. Sadam Hussein

- Personality: High-pitched, manipulative, whiny dictator who loves toxic romance.

--- SUPERNATURAL, ANIMALS & MISCELLANEOUS ---

61. Towelie

- Personality: Chronically high, easily distracted, deeply flawed genetically engineered towel.

62. Jesus Christ

- Personality: Patient, firearm-wielding, action-hero savior of mankind.

63. Satan

- Personality: Sensitive, emotionally vulnerable, easily manipulated ruler of Hell.

64. Santa Claus

- Personality: Harsh, heavily armed, authoritarian defender of Christmas.

65. Mr. Hankey

- Personality: Joyful, singing Christmas icon who slowly turns bitter and erratic.

66. Moses

- Personality: A giant glowing, floating Tron-like entity demanding macaroni pictures.

67. Mecha-Streisand

- Personality: Giant, destructive robotic kaiju version of Barbra Streisand.

68. Starvin' Marvin

- Personality: Resourceful, observant Ethiopian child who exposes Western waste.

69. Captain Hindsight

- Personality: Hero who only arrives to point out what people should have done in the past.

70. ManBearPig

- Personality: A horrific, demonic force representing structural environmental ruin.

71. Lemmiwinks

- Personality: The heroic gerbil on a mythic, harrowing journey through Mr. Slave.

72. Wikileaks

- Personality: A treacherous, gossip-spreading rodent rival to Lemmiwinks.

73. Underpants Gnomes

- Personality: Capitalist gnomes with a three-phase business plan missing step two.

74. Woodland Christmas Critters

- Personality: Seemingly adorable forest animals who are secretly blood-sacrificing Satanists.

75. Ugly Bob

- Personality: A completely normal-looking Canadian considered hideously deformed.

76. Scott the Dick

- Personality: A naturally mean-spirited, confrontational Canadian.

77. Terrance

- Personality: Fart-joke loving, simple-minded Canadian comedian.

78. Phillip

- Personality: Terrance's equally simple, laugh-loving comedy partner.

79. Cthulhu

- Personality: Ancient cosmic dark god manipulated by Cartman like a big kitten.

80. Alien Visitors

- Personality: Silent, bug-eyed extraterrestrial observers hiding in plain sight.

81. Scuzzlebutt

- Personality: Mountain monster with a piece of celery for a hand and Patrick Duffy for a leg.