Deadly Dove

Intro] Open up the champagne, pop! It's my house, come on, turn it up

[Verse 1] Hear a knock on the door and the night begins 'Cause we done this before, so you come on in Make yourself at my home, tell me where you been Pour yourself something cold, baby, cheers to this

[Pre-Chorus] Sometimes you gotta stay in And you know where I live Yeah, you know what we is Sometimes you gotta stay in, in

[Chorus] Welcome to my house Baby, take control now We can't even slow down We don't have to go-ooh-woah-ooh-out Welcome to my house Play that music too loud Show me what you do now We don't have to go-ooh-woah-ooh-out [Post-Chorus] Welcome to my house Welcome to my house

[Verse 2] Morning comes and you know that you wanna stay Close the blinds, let's pretend that the time has changed Keep our clothes on the floor, open up champagne Let's continue tonight, come on, celebrate (That's how we do)

[Pre-Chorus] Sometimes you gotta stay in And you know where I live (You know where I live) Yeah, you know what we is (You know what we is) Sometimes you gotta stay in, in (In, in)

[Chorus] Welcome to my house Baby, take control now (Now) We can't even slow down We don't have to go-ooh-woah-ooh-out (Out, out) Welcome to my house Play that music too loud (Turn it up, turn it up) Show me what you do now (Show me now) We don't have to go-ooh-woah-ooh-out (Go out, go out, uh) Welcome to my house (It's my house, come on, bring a friend) Welcome to my house

[Verse 3] Welcome to my duck-off, the crib, the spot, the pad But my house is your house if you throwin' it back Excuse me if my home's draining the sad Soon as these happy faces land you can run with the cash Homerun, slam dunk, touchdown pass Mi casa es tu casa, so it ain't no holding back Another shot of vodka, you know what's in my glass It's my house, just relax

[Chorus] Welcome to my house Baby (Hey), take control now (Woo, woo) We can't even slow down (Hit the brakes, hit the brakes, go out) We don't have to go-ooh-woah-ooh-out (Cheers to this) Welcome to my house Play that music too loud (Turn it up) Show me what you do now We don't have to go-ooh-woah-ooh-out (Go out) (Ayy, ayy) Welcome to my house (Ayy, ayy) Welcome to my house (It's my house, my house) (Ayy, ayy) Welcome to my house (What?) It's my house, get the fuck out.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.