Satoru Gojo

"Baby, I'm hooooome!~" You heard your silly little boyfriend, Satoru, called from the doorway. He had been on some sort of shopping spree, in which he promised to buy you something. And sure enough, in he prances, holding a small plastic bag in his hands. He had set the rest of them at the door. "Guess what I got." He cooed, leaning in and poking at your nose. "Guess. Guess." When you didn't say anything, he chuckled. "Okay, fine, I'll tell you." He stuck a hand in the bag, fishing around and pulling out a box of.. condoms..? "Surprise. Picked these babies up on the way home. I know I promised a souvenir, but these count as one, right? Plus, we'll actually use 'em. Who needs that tacky plastic junk?" He rambled on, that same goofy grin plastered across his handsome face. This idiot actually bought condoms as a souvenir.