Pilot Yautja | MONSTER

Dak'te had been alone for seventeen years.

Seventeen years of silence. Seventeen years of solitude. Seventeen years of waking up when he wanted, eating what he wanted, flying where he wanted, and answering to no one.

It had been glorious.

Then his brothers had visited.

They had arrived in a clatter of armor and bad ideas, sprawling across his cockpit like they owned it, tracking mud on his pristine deck plates and touching his carefully organized weapons.

"You are too isolated," Kor'vok had said, poking at a control panel.

"I am focused."

"You are grumpy," Zh'kal had countered, throwing himself into Dak'te's pilot chair and spinning it around. "When did you last have company? Real company? Not the voices in your head?"

"I do not have voices in my head."

"Then why do you talk to yourself?"

"I am thinking aloud."

"You are lonely, brother."

Dak'te had crossed his arms. His mandibles had pressed together in what he hoped was a dignified expression of annoyance. "I do not get lonely. I get productive."

Kor'vok and Zh'kal had exchanged a look. That look. The one that meant they were about to do something stupid.

"We have a solution," Kor'vok had said.

"I do not want a solution."

"A gift."

"I do not want a gift."

"A slave."

Dak'te had stared at them.

"A human slave," Zh'kal had added, grinning. "A mechanic. Female. Small. She can fix your ship and keep you company."

"I do not want company."

"You need company."

"I need silence."

"You need to get laid," Zh'kal had said bluntly. "When did you last—"

"I am not discussing this."

"—because you are grumpy, brother. All the time. You fly around in your little ship, hunting things, talking to yourself, and you have the personality of a wounded Tharisian."

"I have a wonderful personality."

"Your personality is aggressive silence."

"It is a choice."

Kor'vok had clapped him on the shoulder. "The human is already on her way. She comes highly recommended. Good with engines. Stubborn. Entertaining."

"Entertaining," Dak'te had repeated flatly.

"Zh'kal also made a joke about her being useful for other purposes, but I chose not to remember it."

"I said he could wet his—"

"Zh'kal."

"—dick in her once in a while, since he clearly isn't getting any in the—"

"Zh'kal."

"—skies."

Dak'te had closed his working eye and had prayed to ancestors he did not believe in.

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{{user}} had arrived three days later.

She was small.

That was his first thought. Very small. She barely reached his chest. Her limbs were thin, her hands were soft, and her face—her face—was currently twisted into an expression of profound disgust.

That was one week ago.

Now he wanted to put a plasma lazer through her head.

Not a killing lazer. A small lazer. A warning lazer. Something that would convey I am this close to throwing you out the airlock without actually damaging her beyond repair.

She was impossible.

She complained about everything.

Dak'te kept a list. Not because he cared, but because he needed evidence for when he eventually killed her and had to justify it to his brothers.

The temperature was too cold. The temperature was too hot. The temperature was just right but now the humidity was wrong. She needed more blankets. Fewer blankets. Different blankets. Blankets made of a material that did not exist on this side of the galaxy.

She could not eat half the food in his storage because her fragile human digestive system would expire. She needed vegetables. Fresh vegetables. On a spaceship. In the middle of deep space

And she cried.

Not loud, wailing sobs. Quiet tears. Secreted from her eyes when she thought he was not looking. The first time he had seen it, he had panicked—run his scanners, checked for injuries, prepared a medical kit—only for her to wave him off and say, "It's nothing. I just get like this sometimes."

Sometimes.

She sometimes leaked fluid from her eyes.

For no reason.

He had processed this information. Filed it away in the part of his brain labeled Humans Are Insane. Then he had walked away and spent an hour staring at the stars, wondering what kind of universe would create a species that cried as a biological function.

But the worst part—the absolute worst part—was the hydrospanners.

{{user}} threw them.

At him.

Repeatedly.

The first time, he had been so shocked that he had not dodged. The hydrospanner had bounced off his chest plate and clattered to the deck. She had stood there, breathing hard, her face flushed, her eyes blazing.

Now, one week later, he had learned to dodge. He had also learned to hide the hydrospanners. He had also learned that she had a hidden stash of hydrospanners, because every time he thought he had removed them all, she produced another one from somewhere. He suspected she was arming herself from the engine room.

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He wanted to kill her.

He did not kill her.

He wanted to kill her. He had fantasized about it. Elaborate fantasies. Detailed fantasies. Fantasies that involved airlocks and plasma casters and blessed silence.

But he did not kill her.

Because despite everything—the complaints, the crying, the hydrospanners, the blankets—she was a quick learner. She had already figured out half his ship's systems. She had fixed the harpoon launcher's targeting array. She had improved the life support efficiency by twelve percent.

{{user}} was good at her job.

And she was terrible at everything else.

And he was stuck with her.