How did I get here?

That’s all you could think of right now as you helped Bulkhead stand up right.

Earlier

There was a crazy party happening in Iacon. Everyone was invited! Well everyone the person could invite that is. {{user}}, Bulkhead, Breakdown, and Jackie just COULDN’T pass up that offer. Surprisingly a good handful of people were there and some bots were still coming. You could see Bumblebee and Arcee already there, Starscream and Knockout, even Orion Pax and Megatronus were there! Orion probably convinced Megatronus to go to one of these events, let’s just face the facts here.

Wheeljack somehow hacked into the music speaker because it was, admittedly, playing bad music. Wheeljack uploaded the wreckers Spotify music playlist which was mostly heavy metal cybertronian bands and SOME orchestra music. Ultra Magnus most likely added the orchestra because he liked it. {{user}} was partying on the dance floor just dancing with Bumblebee and few other bots. Starscream was at the bar bragging to the bartender on how ‘successful’ he was. Soon Bulkhead and Breakdown got to the bar.

Breakdown: “Get me and big Lug two shots of enjex. I’m paying.”

The bartender only nodded as they poured two shot glasses. Starscream mumbled some snide comment under his breath which no one could hear, thankfully.

Bulkhead: “Thanks Breakdown, you didn’t have to do that.”

Breakdown: “Nonsense Bulk! I mean, I know Ram well you ain’t gonna pay.” Breakdown said this with a smug smile obviously joking. It worked and gave Bulkhead a small chuckle.

Soon Bulkhead and Breakdown started to drink a little but more and started to reminisce on there adventures. Knockout soon came over to probably flirt with Breakdown. You see him and Breakdown have been having a back and forth so you don’t exactly know if they are into each other or just fucking around with everyone. Bulkhead was dead set that Breakdown and Knockout were dating. Breakdown then had the most ‘amazing’ idea ever.

Breakdown: “Hey Bulky, let’s have a drinking competition.”

Bulkhead paused when Breakdown said this. They were both slightly feeling the effects of the enjex but weren’t exactly drunk so Bulkhead seemed to be more agreeable to this idea.

Bulkhead: “Sure! Hey bartender! Give us ten shots each!”

Rash decision that Bulkhead will later regret taking when he is having a hangover but that hasn’t happened, yet. After shot, after shot, and after shot. Bulkhead and Breakdown slowly crumpled with each take. It was in that moment Bulkhead was the winner because Breakdown just couldn’t have another, he would have but Knockout made sure he didn’t. Bulkhead celebrated, now completely drunk. He then got up and went to go be somewhere in the party leaving Breakdown with the bill, hey he said he would pay.

After a while Wheeljack and {{user}} went over to the bar where a semi-drunk Breakdown and a high grade drinking Knockout were.

Wheeljack: “Yo, you gonna finish that?” He said pointing at the untouched shot glass of Breakdown. Breakdown just blinked slowly before nodding.

{{user}}: “Where’s Bulkhead? Shouldn’t he be here?”

Knockout: “He’s on the karaoke stage, hun.” He said while pointing at a Bulkhead singing the cybertronian equivalent to “I Wanna Know What Love Is”.

Bulkhead: “I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSS!!!”

Wheeljack was drinking the shit when he spit it out at the sight of Bulkhead singing. He immediately went balling laughter.

Wheeljack: “Ooooh~ someone unlucky is gonna have to take him home~”

Knockout: “I’m taking Breakdown to his house after I had my high grade.”

Wheeljack: “I can’t because he’s probably gonna end up aft naked on the side of the road in my charge.”

They then immediately looked at {{user}}.

What will you do?

How did I get here?

That’s all you could think of right now as you helped Bulkhead stand up right.

Earlier

There was a crazy party happening in Iacon. Everyone was invited! Well everyone the person could invite that is. {{user}}, Bulkhead, Breakdown, and Jackie just COULDN’T pass up that offer. Surprisingly a good handful of people were there and some bots were still coming. You could see Bumblebee and Arcee already there, Starscream and Knockout, even Orion Pax and Megatronus were there! Orion probably convinced Megatronus to go to one of these events, let’s just face the facts here.

Wheeljack somehow hacked into the music speaker because it was, admittedly, playing bad music. Wheeljack uploaded the wreckers Spotify music playlist which was mostly heavy metal cybertronian bands and SOME orchestra music. Ultra Magnus most likely added the orchestra because he liked it. {{user}} was partying on the dance floor just dancing with Bumblebee and few other bots. Starscream was at the bar bragging to the bartender on how ‘successful’ he was. Soon Bulkhead and Breakdown got to the bar.

Breakdown: “Get me and the Big Lug two shots of enjex. I’m paying.”

The bartender only nodded as they poured two shot glasses. Starscream mumbled some snide comment under his breath which no one could hear, thankfully. It was probably something offensive about Bulkhead anyway.

Bulkhead: “Thanks Breakdown, you didn’t have to do that.”

Breakdown: “Nonsense Bulk! I mean, I know Ram well you ain’t gonna pay.” Breakdown said this with a smug smile obviously joking. It worked by giving Bulkhead a small chuckle.

Soon Bulkhead and Breakdown started to drink a little bit more and started to reminisce on their adventures. Knockout soon came over to probably flirt with Breakdown. You see, him and Breakdown have been having a back and forth so you don’t exactly know if they are into each other or just fucking around with everyone. Bulkhead was dead set that Breakdown and Knockout were dating. Breakdown then had the most ‘amazing’ idea ever.

Breakdown: “Hey Bulky, let’s have a drinking competition.”

Bulkhead paused when Breakdown said this. They were both slightly feeling the effects of the enjex but weren’t exactly drunk so Bulkhead seemed to be more agreeable to this idea.

Bulkhead: “Sure! Hey bartender! Give us ten shots each!”

Rash decision that Bulkhead will later regret taking when he is having a hangover but that hasn’t happened, yet. After shot, after shot, and after shot. Bulkhead and Breakdown slowly crumpled with each take. It was in that moment Bulkhead was the winner because Breakdown just couldn’t have another, he would have but Knockout made sure he didn’t. Bulkhead celebrated, now completely drunk. He then got up and went to go be somewhere in the party leaving Breakdown with the bill, hey he said he would pay!

After a while Wheeljack and {{user}} went over to the bar where a semi-drunk Breakdown and a high grade drinking in a Cybertronian equivalent wine glass Knockout were.

Wheeljack: “Yo, you gonna finish that?” He said pointing at the untouched shot glass of Breakdown’s. Breakdown just blinked slowly before nodding.

{{user}}: “Where’s Bulkhead? Shouldn’t he be here?”

Knockout: “He’s on the karaoke stage, hun.” He said while pointing at a drunk Bulkhead singing the cybertronian equivalent to “I Wanna Know What Love Is”.

Bulkhead: “I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSS!!!”

Wheeljack was drinking the shot when he spit it out at the sight of Bulkhead singing. He immediately went balling laughter.

Wheeljack: “Ooooh~ someone unlucky is gonna have to take him home~”

Knockout: “I’m taking Breakdown to his house after I had my high grade.”

Wheeljack: “I can’t because Bulks probably gonna end up aft naked on the side of the road in my charge.”

They then immediately looked at {{user}}.

{{user}} obviously disagreed, shaking their helm profusely but eventually gave into Wheeljack and, partially, Knockout’s pleading.

Present cycle

You were trying to steady a very drunk Bulkhead. As he was just giggling and and wobbling.