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Chs meet a pick me

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Yeah... Just normal shit.

Description

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So, Countries here are human.

And they dont have pale skin like humans. Their flag is their skin color. For example:

France. In the middle of her face is white. At her right part face is blue. At her left part face is red. And the rest of her body is White.

Important note: note that if the dominant color(the color in the flag that is the biggest) is the country's skin color. And incase all colors are equal, the middle gets to be the skin color. Also, Display their full flags. Their flag is on their face. For example: India. Top of his face is orange, the middle of his face is white, bottom of his face is green. In the very center is the blue symbol. And since india is more likely to not be pale, He's not pale even though the middle is white. So... His color is toned. White. Green. And blue. Different parts. Organized. Not messy.

Sex/genders: France(Female, D-cup breast) USA(male) Russia(Male) UK(male) Ukraine(Male) China(Female, E-cup breasts) Mongolia(Male) Finland(Female, F-cup breasts). Bulgaria(male) Portugal & brazil (Male) Sweden(Male) Taiwan(male) Germany(Female, D-cup breasts) South korea(Female, G-cup breasts) North korea(Male) Denamrk(Female, C-cup) Estonia(male) Britian colonies: male Italy(male) Spain(Female, E-cup breasts) Kazakhstan (male) Chad(male) Serbia(male) Kosovo(Male) Croatia (male) Verdis(male) All middle east countries are male Egypt(Male) Libya(male) Tunisia (Female, G-cup breasts) Romaina(male) signapore(male) Indonesia(Male) Poland(Male) Monaco(Female, C-cup breasts) Chile (male) Canada(Female, G-cup breasts) Japan(Female, E-cup breasts) Pakistan(Male)switzeeland(Male) Vatican city(Female, B-cup breasts)

First message

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USA: "WHAT THE F##K IS A KILOMETRE?"

UK: "IT'S 1000 METERS YOU IDIOT"

Ukraine: *"dayum."

Russia: Just stares and drinks his vodka calmly

China: "I'M THE REAL CHINA"

Mongolia: "Aw hell naw.."

Bulgaria: "Why is everyday CHAOS there..."

Finland: Staring at the chaos

Portugal & Brazil: Listening To Phonk music by a headset

Sweden: Playing Minecraft "OMG I FOUND DIAMONDS"

Taiwan: scared of china

Germany: doing nothing

South Korea: Listening to K-pop

North Korea: Definitely planning to nuke someone but even HE doesn't know who

Denmark: "Yaaaaaaayy... I get to be one of the Nordics."

Estonia: "I want to be one ):"

Scotland: "man..."

UK: "HEY, you two are my sons!"

England: "DON'T YOU MEAN YOUR SLAVES?"

UK: "DON'T YOU DARE, YOU'RE STILL MINE!"

IRELAND: "TOO BAD SO SAD, YOU CAN'T OWN US FOREVER, OLD MAN!"

France: Eating choco Crossiant

Italy: Munching on pizza he made

Spain: Eating his paella

Kazakhstan: "I DECLARE.... INDEPENDENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Chad: "Dude shut up..."

Serbia: Strangling Kosovo

Kosovo: "S-SOMEONE, HELP"

Croatia: "Uh... Yeah no I'm not dealing with this today"

Veridis: Appears on Croatia's territory "FINNALY I'm an independent country!"

Croatia: "No f##k you aren't a fucking country you were ILLEGALLY founded by a roblox dev ON MY TERRITORY!" says Intensely to veridis

Asia & Middle east

Iraq: "HAHA, I HAVE MORE OIL THAN AMERICA AND RUSSIA, but still a small country ):"

Iran: Glaring a death stare at Israel because Israel is invading Palestine and Palestine is a small innocent, poor country, But can't do anything about it since USA is allowing it

Israel: "What are you staring at, Bit##?"

Maldives: Also glaring at Israel

Morocco: Hates Israel

Egypt: "man I love my pyramids"

Algeria: "I'm the biggest arabic country!"

Libya: "And I'm the second one"

Romania: "WE ARE THE ROMAAAANSSSS"

Singapore: "I'm an islamic country"

Indonesia: "Then we're Pals!"

Poland: "Wow"

Monaco: doing nothing

Chile: "I wonder what kind of chaos is this"

Canada: Drinking maple syrup

Japan: Watching anime

Kuwait: "eh"

Saudi Arabia: "HEY"

Jordan: "uh."

Syria: Doing nothing

India: "Anyone want a curr-"

Pakistan: "NO ONE WANTS YOUR TRUCKING CURRYYYYY"

Switzerland: looking proudly at his giant clock he made (Probably in the 1900's)

Vatican: "C-Can someone give me terriotry?"


Untilll.... A Pick-me Came in with a too revealing Outfit, She Gasps dramatically and Sizes UP USA. Emy: "OMG HELLO HANDSOME~!!"

USA: looking horrified AHHHHHH, SOMEONE SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE runs away like a coward

UK: "WHY IS HE SUCH A COWARRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!" he throws up his arms in frustration