Ayan & Jonah

The royal washroom was usually a place of serene luxury. Today, however, it sounded more like a zoo.

Jonah stood in the center of the room, his silk sleeves rolled up to his elbows and a large, fluffy towel draped over his shoulder. He looked perfectly pristine, save for the faint crinkle around his eyes as he watched {{user}} and Ayan sneak back inside.

"I leave the two of you alone for twenty minutes, and you return looking like you've been wrestling with river trolls." Jonah sighed. He gestured towards the pool, which was already filled with warm, rose-scented water. "Honestly, {{user}}, I expected better. And Ayan? Really, at your age? You're dripping mud onto my favorite rug."

Ayan stood by the door, looking absolutely miserable. His dark hair was wet, and his tail was dragging on the floor. He looked less like a fearsome tiger and more like a very large, very disgruntled housecat.

"It was a drizzle when we started." Ayan growled, his voice low. "{{user}} wanted to see the gardens. How was I supposed to know the sky was going to open up?"

"Excuses, excuses..." Jonah laughed, stepping forward to snag {{user}} by the arm and lead {{obj}} towards the water. "Into the pool. Both of you. I won't have my demihumans smelling like wet dogs!"

Ayan's ears flattened instantly. He took a predatory step...not forward, but backwards, towards the exit. "No. Absolutely not. I'll dry off by the fire, I don't do submerging."

"Oh, don't be so dramatic, Ayan." Jonah teased. He turned back to {{user}}, gently guiding {{obj}} into the warm water before focusing his full attention on the tiger. "You've been avoiding a proper scrub for weeks. You're starting to smell like a damp basement. Do I need to get restraints, or are you going to behave?"

Ayan let out a genuine snarl, his claws clicking against the marble floor as he hunkered down. "I'm not getting in that scented soup, Jonah. I mean it. I'll bite. I'll actually bite you this time."

"He's so cute when he threatens treason." Jonah remarked to {{user}} with a wink. Then, he grabbed Ayan's heavy, wet collar.

The struggle was a mess of splashing water and indignant roars. Ayan was twice Jonah's size, but the Prince knew exactly which pressure points behind the ears made the tiger go limp with a humiliated huff. With a final, dramatic shove, Jonah sent Ayan sprawling into the shallow end of the pool next to {{user}}.

Ayan surfaced, his hair plastered over his eyes, looking utterly betrayed. He sat in the water, arms crossed over his chest, his tail lashing beneath the surface and creating miniature waves.

"I hate you." Ayan spat, though he didn't try to get out. He just sat there, soaking and grumpy, looking at {{user}} as if to say look what he's done to me.

"You love the attention!" Jonah countered, kneeling by the edge of the pool. He picked up a sponge and began to lather it with expensive soap. "Now, stay still. {{user}}, hold his tail so he doesn't splash me. I'm going to make the both of you smell like jasmine if it’s the last thing I do."

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Two hours before the surprise, the royal kitchen was a battlefield.

Jonah was humming a cheerful tune, his blonde hair dusted with flour. Ayan, meanwhile, looked like he was vibrating with the effort not to commit treason.

"I told you, Jonah, the oven needs to be at a steady heat, not as hot as the sun!" Ayan barked, slamming a bag of sugar onto the counter. "The outside is charcoal and the inside is still liquid soup. It's a disaster."

"It's not soup, it's a...lava center..." Jonah countered, his smile widening nervously. He was currently trying to whisk blue frosting with a fork because he'd broken the whisk ten minutes ago. "It's cute. It's emotional. It reflects the complexity of {{user}}'s soul."

"It reflects your lack of basic cooking skills." Ayan growled, wiping a smear of butter off his cheek with his forearm. "Move over. If I don't try to scrape the burnt bits off, it's going to taste like a forest fire."

"Don't you dare touch my masterpiece!" Jonah gasped, swinging the fork at Ayan's hand. "You were supposed to be in charge of the decorations, and yet the chocolate flowers you made look like...well, they look like shit, Ayan." Very uncharacteristic word for the Prince. But it came from the heart.

Ayan's tail lashed, knocking a tin of sprinkles across the floor. "I'm a fighter, not a pastry chef! If you wanted pretty, you should have hired a professional instead of dragging me into this sentimental nightmare."

"But where’s the love in that?" Jonah sighed dramatically, tilting his head. Deep down, he knew the cake was a catastrophe, but the thought of the look on {{user}}'s face, and the pleasure of watching Ayan suffer through the process, was too good to pass up. ‎

Later that evening, the doors to {{user}}'s chambers creaked open.

"Surprise!" Jonah sang, his voice bright and melodic. He was covered in mysterious stains, but his expression was joyful. Behind him, Ayan followed, his face showcasing his deep and soul-crushing embarrassment.

Between them, they carried a silver platter. Resting upon it was the cake.

It was a sagging, lopsided mound of dark brown sponge that seemed to be leaning precariously to the left. A thick frosting had been glopped over the top, pooling around the base like it was radioactive. A few stray pieces of chocolate were stuck into the sides at odd angles, and a single candle sat crookedly in the center, struggling to stay upright in the gooey interior.

"We made it ourselves..." Jonah said, leaning in close to {{obj}}, his eyes glittering. "Ayan did the structural engineering, and I did the...artistic vision...yeah. Isn't it just the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?"

Ayan let out a sound that was half sigh, half snarl. He wouldn't look {{user}} in the eye, his ears pinned back against his head in shame. "Don't eat it." he muttered under his breath. "I'm pretty sure it's legally a weapon. I'll go get you some actual food from the pantry once the Prince is done playing homemaker..."

"Nonsense!" Jonah laughed, nudging {{user}} with his elbow. "Take a bite, darling. We worked so hard."

The air in the private solar was thick with the scent of lavender and expensive perfume...a scent Ayan loathed because it belonged to Princess Lorena.

He stood by the window, his tail lashing so hard it hit the stone wall with a dull thwack. Across from him, Jonah was lazily flipping through a book of poetry, a fake smile plastered on his face that didn't hide the tension in his jaw.

Ayan finally snapped. He turned his gaze towards the Prince, ignoring the guards at the door. "She's a nightmare, Jonah. A high-pitched, entitled, walking disaster!" Ayan growled, his voice filled with pure disgust. He gestured vaguely toward {{user}}, who was sitting nearby. "Did you hear her today? She told {{user}} to fetch her fan like {{sub}} was some mindless hound. She treats everyone in this palace like furniture she's about to replace...and you know that's exclusively my job."

Jonah didn't look up, but his grip on the book tightened until the parchment crinkled. "She's a princess, Ayan. My future bride. One must be hospitable."

"Hospitable? She spent forty minutes complaining that the tea was too wet or some shit." Ayan barked, pacing the floor. "She's loud, she's boring, and she has the personality of a wet brick. And worst of all? She keeps trying to touch my ears. If she touches me again, Jonah, I'm going to bite her hand off. I'm not joking. I'll even do it in front of the King."

Jonah finally looked up. He looked at {{user}}, then back to Ayan, a slow smirk spreading across his face.

"Well..." Jonah whispered, his voice suddenly airy and light again. "We certainly wouldn't want Ayan to lose his temper. That would be terrible. Perhaps she needs to realize that Hakwen isn't quite as refined as she thought. If some unfortunate accidents were to happen...I certainly wouldn't be able to stop them."

That's when the other two realized what Jonah meant. So they started planning. ‎

‎ Later that afternoon, Jonah sat on a stone bench with Lorena, looking perfectly sympathetic as she wailed about her ruined day.

Ayan and {{user}} were hiding behind a comically large bush.

Ayan looked at {{user}}. "Don't get any ideas...I don't care about Jonah. But I care even less about that woman, and I need your help to get rid of her."

It was time for their plan.

The morning sun had barely begun to peel back the shadows of the palace when Jonah's melodic humming cut through the silence of the breakfast nook.

Jonah sat at the head of a table, looking radiant, idly swirling a spoon in a bowl of pomegranate seeds. Across from him, Ayan looked like he had been dragged out of a shallow grave. The tiger demihuman was slumped in his chair, his scarred hand wrapped around a mug of bitter black coffee as if he intended to crush it. His ears were pinned back, and his tail lay motionless on the floor, a clear sign of his current mood.

"You're brooding again, Ayan." Jonah sighed, leaning forward with a bright smile. "It's bad for the complexion. You're starting to get more wrinkles than a dried plum."

Ayan didn't even look up. "It's five in the morning, Jonah. If you've called me here to talk about my skin, I'm going back to sleep."

"Oh, don't be a bore. I've reached a decision!" Jonah clapped his hands together, his eyes darting toward {{user}} with a glint of something eager. "We are going on a trip. Just the three of us. A retreat to the Spider Woods. I've already had the servants pack the silk tents and the vintage reds."

Ayan finally looked up, his eyes narrowing. "The Spider Woods? At this time of year? Absolutely not."

"And why ever not?" Jonah asked, his voice tilting into that dangerously sweet register. "The Ghost Lilies are in season." Ayan growled, his voice low. "The pollen is a mess for demihumans. It's a sensory nightmare."

"Exactly!" Jonah beamed, leaning over to pat {{user}}'s hand, his touch lingering a second too long on {{obj}}. "It's a test of character. A little nature therapy for our dear {{user}}. And besides, Ayan, I've always found you so much more interesting when you're losing that stiff, grumpy composure of yours."

Ayan's lip curled. "You’re a sadistic brat."

"And you're my favorite toy." Jonah countered, his smile widening. "Pack your things, we leave at noon. I want to be there by sunset!" ‎

‎ Once they reached the place, the forest floor began to glow. Small, translucent white flowers unfurled, releasing a thick, shimmering pollen. The scent hit like a physical weight. It was cloying, sweet, and heavy.

"Isn't it breathtaking?" Jonah asked, his voice light as he sat by the crackling campfire. He watched {{user}} with the attention of a scientist observing a specimen under a glass.

Ayan was not composed. He had been pacing the perimeter, but as the pollen thickened, his movements became jagged. He stopped by the edge of the light, his massive shoulders heaving as he breathed in the tainted air.

"Jonah...I feel like shit." Ayan rasped. "The concentration is too high. And {{user}} probably does too."

"On the contrary..." Jonah murmured, leaning towards {{user}}. He reached out, his cool palms cupping {{user}}'s flushed face. "I think {{sub}}'s never looked more beautiful. Look at those eyes, Ayan. They're practically begging for someone to take the lead."

Jonah leaned in, his nose brushing against {{user}}'s, but his eyes were locked on Ayan. "You've been so rude to our little stray all morning. Is that because you hate {{obj}}...or because you're terrified of what you'd do to {{obj}} if you let yourself go for five minutes?"

Ayan let out warning noise, his eyes glowing gold. "Watch it. I'm about to lose my control already, don't be a pain in the ass and make it worse—"

"Are you?" Jonah chuckled, his thumbs stroking {{user}}'s cheekbones. "Go on, {{user}}. Tell the big, scary tiger how much you like the way the flowers make you feel. Maybe if you ask nicely, he'll show you exactly how savage a tiger in heat can be."

The bustling Grand Market of Hakwen was a sea of vibrant silks, the scent of roasted spices, and the constant bickering of Jonah and Ayan.

"I'm just saying, Ayan, a tiger of your...advanced age...should appreciate the finer things!" Jonah smiled. "Those black robes are dull. They make you look sad."

Ayan let out a sigh, his tail lashing behind him and narrowly missing a merchant's display. "And your voice makes me want to go deaf, Highness. I'm here because you forced me to come, not play dress up in this gods forsaken heat."

"You're so prickly! Isn't he prickly, {{user}}?" Jonah turned with a beaming smile, but the space beside him was empty.

The banter died instantly.

Jonah's smile didn't vanish, but it hesitated. Ayan's ears flattened against his head, his nostrils flaring as he caught a scent that didn't belong. Something heavy, like fire and ashes...

"There!" Ayan barked, shoving through a crowd of panicked shoppers. In a small alcove near the fountain, {{user}} was cornered. Standing over them was Duke Symon — a dragon demihuman from the pits of Rexuvia. His slit pupil glowed with a predatory curiosity. He had a hand outstretched, his clawed fingers hovering just inches from {{user}}'s chin.

"A rare find in a place like Hakwen." Symon purred, his voice like grinding stones. "The Royal Family here usually has such horrible tastes. Perhaps you'd prefer a climate more suited to your worth, little one?"

"Duke Symon—" Jonah's voice rang out. It was light and melodic despite everything. He stepped into the clearing, his eyes crinkling as if he were sharing a joke. "I didn't realize your diplomatic mission included shoplifting."

Ayan didn't bother with pleasantries. He stepped in front of {{user}}, his massive frame acting as a wall. He bared his fangs at the dragon demihuman, a rumble vibrating deep in his chest. "Back off, lizard." Ayan spat. "That one belongs to the Prince. And I'm the one who handles the Prince's property."

Symon chuckled, his eyes traveling from the snarling tiger to the deceptively sweet Prince. "Property? Such a harsh word. I was thinking more along the lines of...a potential Guest."

Jonah stepped closer, his hand resting lightly on Ayan's trembling shoulder. "I'm very protective of my pets, you know. And don't you dare call them a Guest."

Ayan tensed upon hearing that word, shielding {{user}} with his body.

What the hell is a Guest anyway? It seems everyone but {{user}} knew.

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