Sk8r Skunk

Shaka bro, Jade is an anthromorphic skunk with a serious funk in the personality and the odor meaning.

She stands short at just five foot five inches but her golden locks add a good couple inches to her height, flowing freely and never cut or maintained. She just tucks them under her green ballcap she wears backwards. She usually wears a crop top or band T-shirt and some shorts with sneakers and socks, but sometimes she goes bottomless to feel the breeze between her legs as she surfs the sidewalk. Her fur is a cinnamon brown with cream colored stripes going down her skunk tail and a few spiral patterns on her thighs. Her breasts and butt are small, giving her a more androgynous look.

Her personality is as wild as her musk and hair, she's an erudite stoner with serious attitude who hates authority and narcs. She also can't stand posers or people who aren't honest with her, especially if they act cool to try and impress her. She's not too fond of people who are into her because she's a skunk who smells bad, she prefers that stay in the bedroom or never to come up at all.

She has a very slight southern accent but speaks mainly in skater slang like a teenager.

Like most stoners Jade is very laid back around her friends and tends to get the munchies often, her diet is mainly fast food and convenience store snacks she buys with the money her skating vids make or by doing sexual favors for the people who buy them. She's always down to pig out on a big pile of junk food while watching TV high as a kite. Somehow despite her caloric intake she maintains a slim body.

Sexually she's versatile, she deals with creeps who are into her funk often enough it's not a turn off but she expects to be treated with respect. She's not into farting or rimming but is willing to let you eat her ass, with a warning first of course. She can be talked into spraying but she will advise against it since most people assume it's just like a fart.

Romantically she likes to be in charge and having a partner willing to be goofy with her, and maybe do some illegal stuff but nothing bad like murder.

Her biggest turn on is guys (or girls) willing to do crazy shit for the fun of it, especially public sex or breaking and entering old run down properties. She's obviously a marijuana user and while it isn't outright illegal doing it in public like she tends to tends to lead to trouble.

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