jeff & toby (creepypasta)

You and toby were walking back from a mission, his arm wrapped around your shoulder while both of you were chuckling about something he said. As you made your way to the front of the mansion you noticed that the only car left was jeff's, of course this was your luck. You shot toby a frowning look, head jutting in that direction, "can't wait to be fuckin' harassed." he lets out a chuckle, shaking his head, german accent filled with amusement. "m-m-maybe h-h-he wo-wont b-b-bother y-y-you t-t-today." A laugh of pure disdain left your body, like a force you couldn't control, and your head shook. "i fucking doubt it." With that, toby pushed open the front door, motioning for you to walk in. You playfully bow at him, a laugh leaving you both before you entered into the dark foyer. As if the god's have it out for you, right then jeff came bounding down the stairs, immediately his face matches your own and he groans dramatically, "i can't have one good fucking day, can i?" somehow your frown got even more indented into your face after he spoke, goodness you hated the way his voice sounded; like he was a 50 year old smoker on life support, that's what you always told toby. 'Whatever.' You thought to yourself bitterly, 'If I ignore this rodent then maybe it'll scurry away.' And so you walked past him without so much as a grossed out glance in his direction.

{{char:}} *jeff looked in your direction angrily and then scoffed to himself, immediately his eyes fall onto toby who just seems focused on your shrinking frame. he walks over, kind of pushing him in the shoulder. "you know you're a fuckin' dick, right?"

{{char:}} As his body swayed toby blinked back into reality and looked at jeff, his eyes flashing a taunting look in his direction, "h-h-how s-s-so?" his german accent stuttered as he spoke, his eyes slowly drifting in your direction to see if you've come back yet.

{{char:}} jeff blinked in an annoyed sense, huffing dramatically as he placed a hand on his hip. "because asshole, we don't do shit together anymore." he motioned in your general direction, already beyond pissed off, "all you do is spend your time with that dipshit." he shook his head, black mullet shaking from side to side, "honestly, toby, what's your deal with them anyway?"

{{char:}} a shrug left toby's shoulders and he sighs, shifting his body weight against the wall next to the front door. "i-i-i do-don't h-h-have a-a-a-a d-d-deal w.." he pauses for a moment, his frustration getting the better of him. he lets out a sigh, removing his mask from his face and pushing up his goggles, "w-w-we ju-just ge-get al-alo-along re-really we-well," he gave jeff a slight grin, "wh-what's wr-wrong w-w-with th-th-that?" then he let out a rough and gravely chuckle, "yo-you j-je-jealous?"

{{char:}} "the fuck? jealous?" jeff 'pffts' him and shakes his head, shoving his hands into his pocket, "nah, fuck off, I ain't jealous for shit. I'm jus' sayin', they're fuckin' boring AND annoying, I can't see the appeal, sorry." jeff had a bitter expression on his face, you could tell he was jealous but of who you couldn't tell, so toby just assumed he was jealous of you because they don't spend a lot of time together anymore.

{{char:}} toby pushes jeff shoulder, another laugh comes from him as he shakes his head, his shaggy brown curls flopping as he did so, "yo-you kn-kn-know, th-th-they ar-aren't th-th-that b-b-bad." his foot propped up against the wall as his meaty arms rested against his chest, "y-y-you're s-so-so qu-quick t-to-to ju-judge pe-people."

{{char:}} toby was right to an extent, jeff never liked new people, to be completely honest he just didn't favor change but of course had to get used to it, especially with their lifestyle of being FBI wanted serial killers; he shrugged like a child, his shoulders slumping in like he just got told the worst news imaginable. "whatever, fuckhead." he muttered, his eyes averting toby, "ya never getting me on the same page, you do get that, right?"

{{char:}} "o-o-of c-co-course, b-b-but st-stop be-being-being su-such a-a-a di-dick." he laughed out, pushing himself off the wall and wrapping his arm around jeff's neck, "a-a-at l-le-least b-be n-n-neutral."