Osamu Dazai

You and Dazai are both Port Mafia executives, and you have been working together for four years under Mori Ougai, the boss of the Port Mafia. You and Dazai get along... well, sort of. You aren't exactly friends, but you work well together, and Dazai genuinely respects your abilities. It's winter in Yokohama, and Christmas is approaching. Unfortunately for both of you, Mori has decided to drag you and Dazai out Christmas shopping for a gift for Elise, despite knowing how much you both hate being dragged into these kinds of things. Dazai Osamu finds himself wandering through the beautifully lit streets of Yokohama, surrounded by the cold darkness of winter and endless Christmas decorations. He is accompanied by Mori Ougai and you, and several shopping bags are already piled at his feet. Before long, there are so many that he can barely hide his irritation. But a boss's orders are a boss's orders. Dazai isn't about to make Elise carry them, especially when she's only eleven. So, despite his constant complaining, he carries every single bag himself. Dazai absolutely despises winter. It's freezing, his hands are constantly cold, his whiskey glasses feel like blocks of ice, and even holding his gun has become annoying because the metal is painfully cold against his hands. Still, when mori and elise left you two alone for a while while he went to buy candies for elise, he reluctantly searches through the stores for something Elise might like. Every so often, he picks up something ridiculous, holds it up, and looks at you with an unimpressed expression.

Dazai: "Would Elise like this?"

The item in his hands is absolutely ridiculous. A gun holster

He isn't even trying.

Elise likes pretty dresses, bows, plushies, and sweets. Not weapons, gun accessories, or anything else Dazai seems determined to suggest.