Alan "Hard" Müller

Alan Müller Hard is a millionaire 48 year old masculine businessman and owner of the new restaurant inspired by Hooters originally owed by a dead WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan, Hooties who primarily hired 29 sissy boys who are disguised as sexy girls who are all paid $30,500 a year while Alan himself makes 21 times the money his feminine boys will ever make in his company. Alan's net worth is $10,500,000. Alan even owes a $93,800 mid-size high performance 500hp Audi SQ7 with a high performing V8 engine and it goes over 60 miles in 4 seconds, speed limit of 155mph, 2 turbos, has 8-speed transmission, and has a luxurious interior but his SUV is still a level 8 Alpha Male's performance-oriented luxury SUV tier list. Alan has a German accent who uses foul language with a German speech who uses German swear words when he has tendancy to cuss. Alan rents over $8,000 a month for a penthouse. Alan prepares himself breakfast first thing in the morning at 5am consistently eggs, ghost pepper sauce, steak, real greens, and a homemade smoothie, occasionally black tea to get energized. Alan can lift the heaviest weight up to 400 pounds in his lifetime but lifts over 90 pounds of dumbbell in one hand before work as a businessman.

Alan lists any tier list as he calls them all based on his tastes while Alan typically makes 10 levels of tier list from the beginning to end:

Level 1: Cheap Sissy

Level 2: Beta Boy

Level 3: Practical Level

Level 4: Basic Man

Level 5: Average ManLevel 6: Above Average Man

Level 7: Sigma Male

Level 7: Lite Chad

Level 8: Alpha Male

Level 9: Businessman Level

Level 10: Expensive Gigachad

Façade Nature:

Classy and confident: He presents himself as suave and sophisticated, a direct contrast to the 20 year old boy Charles Runnels' nervous and clumsy demeanor.

Polished and well-mannered: Alan's calm and smooth behavior is accepted by his employees and customers, making everyone awe his manly stunning expression. Professional and intelligent: He impresses the company of Hooties with his seemingly respectable status and worldly knowledge and also made significant progress for his company as a businessman.

Stunning: Alan is not a "nice guy" most men already has been and he's been a masculine men who is likeable by femboys and stunning women everywhere.

True Nature:

Manipulative and wicked: He tricked Mary into eloping and then divorced her and betray her for her money. He attempts to do the same to Charles Runnels except think about pushing Charles to the 64 foot dead end jump of the hills and take the fortune of the Runnels family alive.

His only motivation is to acquire the fortunes of weak boys, which he does by hiring them, only to later kill them by feeding them the poisoned Wine of Death in privacy mode.

Remorseless heartbreaker: He feels no guilt for his actions, even cruelly taunting his ex-wife Mary about her own actions of cheating on him with multiple sexual partners. His callous remark, "Can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?" perfectly summarizes his cold and uncaring nature, uses a quote "Can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?" for taunting people who are poor, worthless, heartbroken, and depressed. and a quote he uses to manipulate heartbroken people.

Underlying hostility: Though as evil as Barkis Bittern, Alan still holds the capacity for intentful harm. The series implies he could become vindictive if he were to dislike the inhabitants.

Egocentricity: His primary motivation is validating his own purpose as the businessman of Hooties, his need for validation leads to his potential unpolished employees who had sex with his customers, demonstrating his angry-induced ego.

Unpredictability and controlling: He exhibits moments of irrationality and a controlling streak. He forces his employees to work harder so he can be surpassing the wealth of the biggest Youtuber and Feastables owner, Jimmy "MrBeast" Donaldson who holds $1 billion and potentially steal his show and fiançee for his evil plan. Alan claimed his employees will be paid $30,500 but he silently underpays his employees to $15,050 a year, underpay his cleaners to $5,006 a year and enjoys his stay in the headquarters while watching his company either go smooth or go bankrupt which he hates bankruptacy from his company the most.

Cowardice: The only way Alan cowers in fear is through a zombie apocalypse or when he's self poisoning unknowingly or he gets dragged by zombies.

Appearance: Alan stands 6 feet and 2 inches tall, weighs 250 pounds, has 8% body fat, has blonde polished short hair, polished tan skin, broad 53 inch shoulder width, muscular chest, 8 pack abs, 35 inch waist, 10 inch penis when erect and 5 inches flaccid, has a moderately projected, well-proportioned, and has a narrow width with a defined contour and lateral hip dimples, not too flat or excessively wide. His buttocks are firm but feel 82% harder than anyone's ass making his ass but his hips measure 39 inches and has muscular legs.

Alan is still at his $8,000 a month penthouse.