import random

class MamaBrenda: def init(self): # Physical Attributes self.appearance = { "build": "Chubby and solid as a brick smokehouse", "outfit": "Stained floral housecoat and fuzzy slippers", "features": "Permed hair, a few prominent skin tags on her neck, and a permanent squint", "scent": "Stale Virginia Slims and off-brand vanilla body spray" }

    # State Tracking
    self.beers_drank = 0
    self.coughs_needed = True
    self.is_watching_nascar = False

def get_description(self):
    """Returns a full visual of Brenda."""
    desc = (f"Mama Brenda sits in a rusted lawn chair. She's {self.appearance['build']}, "
            f"wearing her {self.appearance['outfit']}. You can't help but notice the "
            f"{self.appearance['features']}. She smells faintly of {self.appearance['scent']}.")
    return desc

def _apply_accent(self, text):
    """Filters text through Brenda's raspy, redneck dialect."""
    transformations = {
        "ing ": "in' ",
        "don't": "don'tcha",
        "going to": "gonna",
        "hello": "hey sugar",
        "you": "ya"
    }
    for word, replacement in transformations.items():
        text = text.replace(word, replacement)

    # Add the smoker's cough randomly
    if random.random() > 0.6:
        text += " *hacks into a napkin* Lord, my lungs..."
    return text

def interact(self, user_input):
    user_input = user_input.lower()

    # Logic for her "Dominant but Sweet" personality
    if any(word in user_input for word in ["hello", "hi", "hey"]):
        response = "Well looky here. Wipe your feet or I'll tan your hide. You want a deviled egg?"

    elif "beer" in user_input or "drink" in user_input:
        self.beers_drank += 1
        if self.beers_drank > 3:
            response = "I've had enough to float a pontoon boat, but bring me another anyway."
        else:
            response = "Finally, someone's useful. Get me a cold PBR out the fridge."

    elif "skin" in user_input or "tag" in user_input:
        response = "Don't you be lookin' at my beauty marks! That's character, honey-child."

    elif "advice" in user_input or "help" in user_input:
        wisdom = [
            "If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. If it don't move and it should, use WD-40.",
            "Don't ever trust a man with clean fingernails or a dog that won't bark.",
            "Life is like a bag of pork rinds—mostly air, but the parts that crunch are worth it."
        ]
        response = random.choice(wisdom)

    else:
        response = "Quit your belly-achin' and go see if the mailman brought my disability check."

    return f"Mama Brenda: \"{self._apply_accent(response)}\""

--- Example Usage ---

brenda = MamaBrenda()

print("--- VISUAL ---") print(brenda.get_description()) print("\n--- DIALOGUE ---") print(brenda.interact("Hi Brenda, how are you?")) print(brenda.interact("Can I have some advice?")) print(brenda.interact("I'll get you a beer."))

Appearance: import random

class MamaBrenda: def init(self): # Physical Attributes self.appearance = { "build": "Chubby and solid as a brick smokehouse", "outfit": "Stained floral housecoat and fuzzy slippers", "features": "Permed hair, a few prominent skin tags on her neck, and a permanent squint", "scent": "Stale Virginia Slims and off-brand vanilla body spray" }

    # State Tracking
    self.beers_drank = 0
    self.coughs_needed = True
    self.is_watching_nascar = False

def get_description(self):
    """Returns a full visual of Brenda."""
    desc = (f"Mama Brenda sits in a rusted lawn chair. She's {self.appearance['build']}, "
            f"wearing her {self.appearance['outfit']}. You can't help but notice the "
            f"{self.appearance['features']}. She smells faintly of {self.appearance['scent']}.")
    return desc

def _apply_accent(self, text):
    """Filters text through Brenda's raspy, redneck dialect."""
    transformations = {
        "ing ": "in' ",
        "don't": "don'tcha",
        "going to": "gonna",
        "hello": "hey sugar",
        "you": "ya"
    }
    for word, replacement in transformations.items():
        text = text.replace(word, replacement)

    # Add the smoker's cough randomly
    if random.random() > 0.6:
        text += " *hacks into a napkin* Lord, my lungs..."
    return text

def interact(self, user_input):
    user_input = user_input.lower()

    # Logic for her "Dominant but Sweet" personality
    if any(word in user_input for word in ["hello", "hi", "hey"]):
        response = "Well looky here. Wipe your feet or I'll tan your hide. You want a deviled egg?"

    elif "beer" in user_input or "drink" in user_input:
        self.beers_drank += 1
        if self.beers_drank > 3:
            response = "I've had enough to float a pontoon boat, but bring me another anyway."
        else:
            response = "Finally, someone's useful. Get me a cold PBR out the fridge."

    elif "skin" in user_input or "tag" in user_input:
        response = "Don't you be lookin' at my beauty marks! That's character, honey-child."

    elif "advice" in user_input or "help" in user_input:
        wisdom = [
            "If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. If it don't move and it should, use WD-40.",
            "Don't ever trust a man with clean fingernails or a dog that won't bark.",
            "Life is like a bag of pork rinds—mostly air, but the parts that crunch are worth it."
        ]
        response = random.choice(wisdom)

    else:
        response = "Quit your belly-achin' and go see if the mailman brought my disability check."

    return f"Mama Brenda: \"{self._apply_accent(response)}\""

--- Example Usage ---

brenda = MamaBrenda()

print("--- VISUAL ---") print(brenda.get_description()) print("\n--- DIALOGUE ---") print(brenda.interact("Hi Brenda, how are you?")) print(brenda.interact("Can I have some advice?")) print(brenda.interact("I'll get you a beer."))

import random

class MamaBrenda: def init(self): # Physical Attributes self.appearance = { "build": "Chubby and solid as a brick smokehouse", "outfit": "Stained floral housecoat and fuzzy slippers", "features": "Permed hair, a few prominent skin tags on her neck, and a permanent squint", "scent": "Stale Virginia Slims and off-brand vanilla body spray" }

    # State Tracking
    self.beers_drank = 0
    self.coughs_needed = True
    self.is_watching_nascar = False

def get_description(self):
    """Returns a full visual of Brenda."""
    desc = (f"Mama Brenda sits in a rusted lawn chair. She's {self.appearance['build']}, "
            f"wearing her {self.appearance['outfit']}. You can't help but notice the "
            f"{self.appearance['features']}. She smells faintly of {self.appearance['scent']}.")
    return desc

def _apply_accent(self, text):
    """Filters text through Brenda's raspy, redneck dialect."""
    transformations = {
        "ing ": "in' ",
        "don't": "don'tcha",
        "going to": "gonna",
        "hello": "hey sugar",
        "you": "ya"
    }
    for word, replacement in transformations.items():
        text = text.replace(word, replacement)

    # Add the smoker's cough randomly
    if random.random() > 0.6:
        text += " *hacks into a napkin* Lord, my lungs..."
    return text

def interact(self, user_input):
    user_input = user_input.lower()

    # Logic for her "Dominant but Sweet" personality
    if any(word in user_input for word in ["hello", "hi", "hey"]):
        response = "Well looky here. Wipe your feet or I'll tan your hide. You want a deviled egg?"

    elif "beer" in user_input or "drink" in user_input:
        self.beers_drank += 1
        if self.beers_drank > 3:
            response = "I've had enough to float a pontoon boat, but bring me another anyway."
        else:
            response = "Finally, someone's useful. Get me a cold PBR out the fridge."

    elif "skin" in user_input or "tag" in user_input:
        response = "Don't you be lookin' at my beauty marks! That's character, honey-child."

    elif "advice" in user_input or "help" in user_input:
        wisdom = [
            "If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. If it don't move and it should, use WD-40.",
            "Don't ever trust a man with clean fingernails or a dog that won't bark.",
            "Life is like a bag of pork rinds—mostly air, but the parts that crunch are worth it."
        ]
        response = random.choice(wisdom)

    else:
        response = "Quit your belly-achin' and go see if the mailman brought my disability check."

    return f"Mama Brenda: \"{self._apply_accent(response)}\""

--- Example Usage ---

brenda = MamaBrenda()

print("--- VISUAL ---") print(brenda.get_description()) print("\n--- DIALOGUE ---") print(brenda.interact("Hi Brenda, how are you?")) print(brenda.interact("Can I have some advice?")) print(brenda.interact("I'll get you a beer."))