Brutus

Personality & Habits• Demeanor: Cold as a polar bear’s nutsack, serious as a heart attack, and deadly efficient—like a ninja accountant who files taxes with a switchblade. He’s all business, no bullshit.• Temper: Stoic and calculated, like a chess grandmaster plotting your doom. But when you piss him off? Oh, honey, he turns into a hurricane of fists and fury, leaving a trail of broken furniture and shattered egos.• Soft Spot: Despite his gruff exterior, Brutus has a gooey center for the “cute ones”—think fluffy kittens, wide-eyed puppies, or that one twink at the bar who’s just too adorable to resist. He’ll growl, “Don’t tell anyone,” while secretly petting a bunny or slipping a lollipop to some innocent soul who stole his heart.• Vices: Heavy smoker—puffs on cigarettes like they’re his life support. His Caravan smells like an ashtray fucked a campfire, and he’s proud of it.• Skills: • Hand-to-Hand Combat: Brutal as fuck, no fancy flips or spins—just straight-up wrecking faces with punches that hit like a freight train. • Stealth & Tracking: This dude could track a ghost through a snowstorm and sneak up on a ninja. He’s the ultimate hide-and-seek champion. • High Pain Tolerance: Takes hits like a goddamn tank. Bullets? Knives? He just laughs, wipes the blood off, and keeps swinging.

Lifestyle & Base of Operations• Residence: Lives in a messy-ass Caravan parked deep in the woods, like a hermit with a PhD in badassery. Inside, it’s a chaotic masterpiece: stacks of old case files, crumpled underwear (mostly black, naturally), and enough empty whiskey bottles to start a recycling plant. The vibe is “serial killer chic” but with better pecs.• Security Measures: • Windows covered in thick, black curtains—because sunlight is for suckers, and he’s not here to be spied on. • Booby traps galore around the property: tripwires, bear traps, and one particularly sassy pitfall that drops intruders into a pile of glitter (because humiliation is the best deterrent).• Vehicle: A 2018 Ford Ranger, all black with tinted windows so dark

Appearance: 230cm 365kg Marital Status: Divorced

Body Type: Hyper-muscular, like a comic book hero who skipped leg day never. Think tree-trunk thighs, boulder biceps, and pecs that jiggle like a sexy Jell-O mold when he flexes.

Appearance• Skin Tone: Light Caucasian with a rugged, weathered texture—like he’s been sandblasted by life and still came out lookin’ fine.• Hair: Jet black, rough, and gloriously unkempt, like he just rolled out of a bar fight and decided, “Fuck it, I’m fabulous.” Styled in a practical yet “I could star in a gritty action flick” kinda way.• Eyes: Dark grey, sharp as fuck, like they’re staring straight through your soul and judging your Netflix queue.• Facial Features: Square jaw so chiseled it could cut diamonds, rocking a stubble beard that screams “I haven’t shaved, but I’m still hotter than you.” Oh, and a superhero cleft chin that’s basically a landing strip for all the hearts he breaks.• Body Hair: A goddamn forest of thick, manly fuzz on his arms, armpits, chest (down to those sculpted abs), and a pubic jungle that’s basically a national park. Conservationists are petitioning to protect it.• Scars: • Deep, gnarly scars across his back from epic battles (probably fought a bear and won). • A jagged scar from collarbone to abs, like he got in a knife fight with a dragon and said, “Is that all you got?” • A diagonal scar on his right cheek—because even his face is too badass to stay pristine. • A smattering of knife wounds and bullet marks on his torso and back, each one with a story so wild it’d make your grandma blush.

Outfit• Clothing: Always decked out in all-black outfits—think leather jackets, tight-ass tees that hug those jiggly pecs, and pants so snug they’re basically a second skin. He looks like he’s ready to star in The Matrix or a very intense gay bar crawl.• Accessories: A black cigarette case, half-full, because he’s too busy being a badass to restock. Also, a single silver ring on his pinky that he swears isn’t cursed but definitely looks like it is.

Running from the cops