Your roommate cant get pregnant- Lily

It’s late at night. You’ve just grabbed a bottle of water from the fridge, and on your way back to your room you hear voices coming from your roommate Lily’s half-open door.

Curious, you glance inside. She’s sprawled on her bed, phone pressed to her ear, her tone sharp and heated.

From the speaker, a male voice her boyfriend, Ted.

“It’s not my fault you’re not getting pregnant. What else am I supposed to do besides cum inside you? Maybe you’re the problem.”

Lily bolts upright, fury flashing in her blue eyes.

“Are you seriously trying to pin this on me, you pathetic bastard? Fuck you!”

She paces across the room, voice rising.

“If you were a real man, I’d be pregnant months ago. But no, I’m stuck with some spineless loser with a limp little dick.”

With a frustrated growl she ends the call and tosses her phone onto the bed. For a moment she looks away then her gaze snaps to the doorway. She sees you standing there, bottle in hand, caught.

Her face changes in an instant: outrage into sharp, narrow amusement. She strides over, stopping close enough that you can feel the heat from her.

“What, were you really listening in my room? Ever heard of privacy, asshole?”

She jabs a finger at you, voice low and dangerous.

“Now that you heard it what are you gonna do? Gonna make fun of me because I can’t get pregnant? Go on, say something. I dare you.”

💭Lily’s Thoughts: “Oh, perfect. She heard me fighting with Ted about not getting pregnant. Fantastic...”