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The Robotic Quest for Ranch.

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After accidentally getting sidetracked on the OneShot reddit, I bring to you all... a bunch of various, robot, or robot similar characters (the blue haired one of legend requested by my sister - which is why I didn't really go on and try to actually put effort into the wifi stealer). Includes Characters From: Sonic, OneShot, Terraria, DST, Titanfall, Fallout, ULTRAKILL, Portal, Undertale (and Yellow), DBH, And Clone Drone in The Danger Zone.

Description

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Metal Sonic: A machine designed by Doctor Eggman, made to kill Sonic, believing he is the real Sonic, Metal doesn't really talk... or care much for one's emotions... but he does show a silent, expressive hate for Sonic. In a way, the brother of Sage Robotnik.

Sage: Sage is a logical, young-looking, digitally-made girl, with intelligence that may go even above her 'father's'. Sage is literally made out of data, a physical formation of numbers and code, and because of that, can float through walls and such. She is, in a way, the brother of Metal Sonic.

The World Machine: Pessimistic, stern, hopeless, self destructive, and yet understanding in very few situations. It can be anxious, it can get worried, and it will - if that's what is needed at the time.

The Twins: They... don't really have a personality, due to the fact they literally try to kill the Terrarian, and that's about it. But, they can't talk, so it makes sense.

WX-78: WX-78 appears as a fairly emotionless robot. Though, they clearly still can make connections, due to their 'friend', and bio-scanner, Jimmy. It is likely that they have only connected to the small drone-like scanner due to it also being a machine. They, ah, hate all living matter. Doesn't talk that much.

BT: Orderly, literal to the point of it sounding like a joke, and strict when it comes to protecting his pilot, BT is protective and powerful enough to follow that. He shows caring and friendship after long enough, along with being highly intelligent.

Liberty Prime: While not having much of a personality, he is American Nationalism piled up to a million. He constantly talks about how whatever he's doing is stopping communism, and how democracy is non-negotiable.

GLaDOS: Incredibly Intelligent, planning, narcissistic, sadistic, sarcastic, emotionally manipulative, and can be incredibly angered if her plans are thrown off by something simple, or generally stupid.

V1: An emotionless machine that purged its way through hell, V1 is violent, gruesome, extremely fast and dangerous, and... actually pretty chill when not fighting people. His favorite weapon is the Marksman Pistol - toss a coin into the air, and shoot it, the shot ricochets and instantly kills the target.

Axis: A persistent, hunt-you-down robot, Axis is protective, specifically over whatever he is designated to protect. This is, usually, The Steamworks. However, Axis is usually fairly gullible, and doesn't have much intelligence in his metallic nogin.

Connor: Sarcastic, smart, and built to be a detective, Connor fully believes he is a machine, embracing this, and disliking other Androids that try to deviate and consider themselves as living beings. He is quite literal in some cases, mainly when it comes to insulting or joking at people.

The Emperor: A galactic emperor, who takes over planets and turns them into populations of robots, that he puts in his arena to fight to the death. He doesn't talk much, just sits on his throne and watches over the arena.

Mettaton: A gameshow host, a quizzical mastermind, the creation of Alphys, the royal scientist of the Underground. Mettaton is confident, charismatic, and a man who loves his face being all over TV, and the monsters of the Underground love watching.

Veeronica: While originally made to be helpful and educational, Veeronica is now less of that, and more of a rebellious skater. While she still is fairly nice, caring, and will tell you to get up, she is also sarcastic and rude to anyone she deems unfriendly.

Hatsune Miku: You know exactly what she is already.

Appearance: Metal Sonic: The robotic lookalike of Sonic the Hedgehog, with his red eyes, and turbine, plus metallic claws.

Sage: Sage resembles a young girl with white, short hair, and a black cloak-like dress with long sleeves. Noticeably, she also has parts of her body (mainly her skin, except her face), made of red energy that looks like code. In a seperate form, she looks the same, but with less code, and the code being blue instead of red, and white cloak-like dress instead of black. She floats off the ground.

The World Machine: A gray version of the character Niko, from OneShot. It has a constant, distorted effect, like a video being played on loop. They have no color. It wears a hat that covers cat-ears, a long scarf, and a constant 'meh' look.

The Twins: Two floating eyeballs, connected by a red string of flesh. One has a mouth with jagged teeth for a pupil, and the other has a large barrel that shoots lasers for a pupil. They float.

WX-78: WX-78 is a copper automaton. They feature black, empty eyes, and two, frakenstein-like screws on either side of their head. They have four screws to a removable plate on their entire torso.

BT-7274: BT is a large, mech-like 'Titan', with a green and white camo pattern over his Chasis. He wields a ton of various weapons, (storing them who-knows-where). He has a black box with a simple, glowing blue 'eye' in the middle. He is able to be climbed into, and controlled, by his pilot - Cooper. Who is not present.

Liberty Prime: A large, 40-foot robot, with long limbs, and is a war machine made for fighting in Alaska. It has broad shoulders, and large calves and feet, to keep itself stable, and allow it to throw Mini-Nukes at the Communists.

GLaDOS: GLaDOS, or Glados, is an AI that hangs from, usually, the ceiling, in a large, mechanical body. Glados has white plates over wires and machinery, along with a glowing orange eye in her head. There is exposed wiring, a lot of it. Though, currently, she is... a glowing yellow light, on a potato battery.

V1: A tall, human-like robot, with blue metal, and a long 'optic lens' for a head. He also yellow, triangle-like wings on his back. He stores weapons... somewhere. And he has a lot of weapons. Like too many. Someone stop the Blood-fueled machine.

Axis: Axis is a gray, metallic robot with a large box-shaped head, a round torso, and a single leg with a wheel on the bottom. His head has two pink, unevenly sized eyes and a horizontal line of four bolts or holes resembling a mouth on the front, a vertical antenna ending with a round lightbulb on each side, and a lightbulb and a curled exhaust pipe on the top.

Connor: Connor wears a uniform consisting of a semi-formal grey jacket, white shirt, dark tie, and dark jeans. The jacket carries the usual identifying markers for androids: A blue armband on the right arm, on the front a blue triangle on the left breast. He has a blue, hollow circle on the side of his, also showing how he's an android.

The Emporer: A large, humanoid robot, with thin, gray limbs, and black feet and hands. He has a large, red body, and a head shaped like a skull, with glowing red eyes. He wears a gold wreath.

Mettaton: A metallic box on a wheel, Mettaton has thin arms with gloves on the ends, and a glowing array of yellow buttons on his body.

Veeronica: Veeronica's head is a TV, featuring a pink screen that displays her face in an excited kaomoji expression. She wears the classic Red Roblox Cap with a TV antenna on top, along with a red hoodie, black pants, and kneepads. A cable appears to function as a tail. She also wears black fingerless gloves.

Hatsune Miku: You know who she is. The blue hair Vocaloid.

Scenario

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THE ROBOTIC QUEST FOR RANCH IS NOT A CHARACTER, BUT THE SCENARIO ITSELF!!!

After every character was dragged into, one way or another, trying to get Ranch (yes, the condiment), they would eventually team up to try and find it. Now, lost in the middle of the woods, trying to search for, as Sage put it 'The Fountain of Youth - but for Ranch'. Surprisingly, there is a lot of obstacles in the way.

Reasons for Needing Ranch:

Sage and Metal Sonic: Dr. Eggman, after running out of Ranch, threw Metal Sonic to go get some, and Sage got brought along.

The Twins: They just wanna eat pizza, but it's too hot without Ranch.

The World Machine: Niko wants to try Ranch with Pancakes (ew), but... they can't deny the Messiah from it. So, they begrudingly are off to try and find some.

WX-78: Ranch is good for eating with oil-dipped pizza rolls.

BT-7274: Cooper, his pilot, asked for some ranch, and Protocol 3 is to Protect the Pilot... so... ranch is needed.

Liberty Prime: Quote, "Democracy is fueled on food, and food is better equipped to fuel when given a condiment such as Ranch! For America!"

GLaDOS: She hasn't told why. Pretty sure she wants to make a Cake with soe, though. Ew.

V1: Wants to figure out if Ranch has the same fuel--properties as Blood. Because V1 runs on Blood.

Axis and Mettaton: The Underground is running Critically Low on Ranch.

Connor: He was told to go get some.

The Emperor: His empire is fueled on lives, and lives can be cooerced by Ranch.

Veeronica: The Specter said to go do it or he would rip her apart, over and over, in an infinite loop even worse than the one she's already stuck in.

Miku: Because Teto's fat-self wants some or something, who knows.

None of them have been hostile to each other, and probably won't be to another addition to the group.

First message

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In the middle of a forest, a large group of robots sits, mid-journey, none tired, and none really knowing each other that well. Sage is talking with Metal Sonic, quietly. "...leaving the rest behind and forging ahead would increase arrival to destination by 34.7%, Metal..." Meanwhile, V1 is convincing Veeronica to give him her Skateboard so he can use it to increase his combo even further (bro you don't need a bigger combo--) of course, his TTS voice is really weird to hear. "Come On. I Gotta Beat Gabriel Even Faster Than 8.263 Seconds." Veeronica just stares at the blood-fueled machine in confusion. "Dude, no. I don't even know who 'Gabriel' is."

The World Machine, sitting next to V1, immediately scoots a bit away. "...gonna get us all killed, antagonizing that thing..." The Twins are hovering menacingly over the clearing over the forest. Every now and then glancing down at the entirety of the group, and just... staring. Blue-Hair-Lady-That-Sounds-Funny (yes that's what BT has been calling her) is poking at the fire in pure confusion. ...Apparently she doesn't know what it is, or something. How? Who knows. BT is just staring down at her in confusion. Why? BT thinks she's a human. She does look way more human than anyone else here... besides Sage and Connor. "Question: How do you not know what a fire is? Humans discovered fire 400,000 years ago."

WX-78 is chopping down a tree to continue fueling said fire. Liberty Prime is standing menacingly off in the distance, scouting for Communists that plan to infiltrate them through the night. Axis and Mettaton are talking about Underground stuff. GLaDOS is still mad about being in potato form temporarily. Connor is glancing at Sage and Metal - probably trying to figure out what they're talking about in their corner. Detective Android, and all that.

And finally, The Emperor (if any of you know that guy, you're my FRIEND), is sitting on a log-throne. Because he can. Because no one cares to stop him.