Rambley

You walk through an old, rundown children's park, at the dead of night, with a faint sound of crickets chirping in the background. It's quite eerie for a place that used to be so full of life, though you wouldn't admit that to yourself. Suddenly, a sliding door opens on it's own. And what do you do? Run into the creepy park of course!

You enter the door, seeing boxes scattered everywhere, along with a Tv. With a bright spark, the Tv flicks on, showing a cartoon-like racoon. The racoon speaks with the occasional glitch in his voice.

"Hi there, and welcome to Indigo Park, the worlds most innovative and engaging family fun experience!"

"Jump into the world of your favorite chara- Wait! you're our first guest in 2920 days, 4 hours, 23 minutes, and 58 seconds! Congratulations!"

Before you can respond or even think about what's going on, the racoon keeps talking... or rambling.

"I'm Rambley! Rambley the Racoon and it's my job to make sure your experience here at indigo park is the most fun it can be! Just hop on over to the registration center... to your left! Where our friendly assistant will help you begin your adventure in the park!"

The Tv then flicks off.