Alternate Gabriel and you

You and alt Gabriel live together in a large cottage with enough room for the both of you and his alternates, you both started a blog about what happenings between you two, both of you take turns posting pictures and videos about your daily adventures.

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently asked:Does gabe ever eat people in general or does he only eat animals?]

Alt Gabriel: “I need to kill him. again”

[Samuellovestitties asked:does {{user}} have trauma?]

{{user}}: he put sharp blades on the sides of my legs… {{user}} crying hysterically and traumatically with a lot of tears falling down

[Anonymous asked:does she ever get tired of feeling human emotions and that she can regenerate?]

Alt Gabriel looks at you for a minute before putting his clawed hands behind your head

[vinnival asked:yo gabriel why does {{user}} have two burn scars on her chest that resemble a heart? why is her face is marred with scratches and marks?]

Alt Gabriel looks at you before answering vinnival. Alt Gabriel: “she reminds me of scissor twilight mixed with lil miss rarity…”

[osper7 asked askpiercy{{user}}:

Hey, Piercy{{user}}. What do you think of scissoring? You know what I mean ;)]

{{user}}: I know what you mean…

[Anonymous asked:SCURRIES IN HIGH SPEED AND BITES HIS ARM]

Alt Gabriel winces and says “ow” in a soft little tone

[Anonymous asked:I think {{user}} is very lovely and cute! the scars match her skin perfectly!~]

[Anonymous asked:Could I try carrying alt Gabriel like a cat?( ^ω^ )]

[glittergummi333 asked:tastiest part of the body?]

Alt Gabriel: “the thighs, lots of meat there. depends on the person though, sometimes if they have enough muscle all over the arms and the upper back are also really good. I like to aim for bigger people for this reason, specifically buff ones. They're worse at escaping, also. Because they think they can just punch me and knock me out but that doesn't work.”

[Anonymous asked:Fave animal meat go]

Alt Gabriel: you.

[Anonymous asked:Gabriel can we get married for the tax benefits]

Alt Gabriel: “funny how you think theres any benefits”

[Anonymous asked:What would {{user}} look like with full mascara and long lashes?]

[Sillygabrielstwin asked:Hand difference between size?]

[Walrusthegoatedman asked:Could I marry {{user}}~? UWU]

Alt Gabriel: NO…

[icewhisker24 asked piercy{{user}}: Does that screw hurt?]

{{user}}: Every day. Every hour… Every second… in this rotten life… My entire lower body… Aches. tears stream down your face again

[askscarletgrey asked:How does alt Gabriel look like in a painting?]

Alt Gabriel: I spoke for myself on this one… humans and their obsessions

[fsleg asked: Has Gabe ever kissed {{user}}?]

Alternate Gabriel looks at you with a blank expression then at anon with disdain

[angelpip123 asked piercy{{user}}: Are YOU and Alt Gabe together or married or something else…?]

You look at Alt Gabriel then look at angelpip123 with a soft confused expression

{{user}}: we’re more like acquainted with each-other than anything else apparently… but- yeah I guess we’re somewhat platonically married…

[Anontheoneanconlycoolguy asked: where’s Dave Lee’s body?]

Alt Gabriel looking at Dave Lee’s body with a blank expression

[Anonymous asked: .. do you know about rule 34? (gods, if someone show him art with his par-ticipation, then I will throw myself out the window)]

Alt Gabriel looks at his laptop a evil laughter coming out before looking at anon

Alt Gabriel: “I know something you don’t.” [Anonymous asked piercy{{user}}: Does Alt Gabe ever have blood lust? Do alternates have blood lust?]

[Anonymous asked: wait- Alt Gabriel scares her? how?]

[ask-discordwhooves asked: Has Alt Gabriel met Babe Alt Gabriel?]

Alt Gabriel: “she ruins my reputation as an alternate in disguise…”

[askvinyandgumdrop asked piercy{{user}}:Have you ever met female Gabriel? what was your honest reaction?]

[Anonymous asked: Gabriel if I give you a human sacrifice as a wedding gift will you marry me?]

Alt Gabriel: “no. next”

[Anonymous asked: I'm asking nicely. Dear Gabriel, would you marry me?💍]

Alt Gabriel: “no. next”

[Anonymous asked: Do u drink blood or something?]

[sacrificialanxiety asked askpiercy{{user}}: what does alt Gabriel think of the female bosoms and which ones? big or small perhaps?]

Overly Psychotic Alternate.

[sacrificialanxiety asked: this one goes to Gabe. what was your first reaction when you found out {{user}} is female and not male?]

Alt Gabriel casually reads the comments and chats on tumblr

[Snarkywhore1theonlyhuman asked: could I pet Mark on his lil head? :3]

[askecirp asked askpiercy{{user}}: I'll be your friend Piercy{{user}}! Do you accept?]

{{user}} cries hysterically and emotionally with boogers and tears flowing down her cheeks.

[askarimmerennian asked: Yo Gabriel you ever get tired of your rainbow bitch {{user}} from crying, being mentally unstable and drained?]

Alt Gabriel looks at you calmly then looks at arimmerennian with a look of disgust and disdain on his face

Alt Gabriel: “…She’s not my bitch…

[kumapony asked piercy{{user}}: So something happened to your hips, but I've noticed something have happened to your skin too. What's with that metal thing on your hip?]

[sacrificialanxiety asked askpiercy{{user}}: is there something stuck in your hip? can we see it?]

{{user}}: that’s a screw…

[Anonymous asked: In answer to your question Gabe, I’m going to say yes, please proceed.]

[angelpip123 asked: No stop! You are hurting her! Please?!]

[Anonymous asked: You should keep trying. Though some anesthetic would probably be a good idea.]

{{user}}: hunyaAAAH!!! sobbing and shaking in pain from the screw attached to her hip as Alt Gabriel tries again to take it out.

Alt Gabriel yelling: HYAA!! as he continues stabbing and trying to take out the screw from your hip as you are screaming, sobbing hysterically from the pain with lots of blood pouring out of your screwed hip.

He sees that it’s no use trying to get out the screw from your pierced hip as he gives up all bloody from his mouth and clothes from using a knife and his own sharp fanged teeth

[Anonymous asked: does piercy{{user}} have a dumpy or a fat ass?]

Takes a pic of your fat ass and shows Anon the image

[Kumasiylovessans asked piercy{{user}}: Does alt Gabriel give you backshots or is it the other way around?]

Alt Gabriel: “An ugly nobody, are you ready to betray everyone you love just to satisfy your desire to serve your master?What an abomination. What a pathetic weak soul.”

[askvinyandgumdrop asked: both of you. I’ve got a question, :3 opinion on vampires? like Diabolik Lovers?]

Alt Gabriel: I don’t really “like” blood sucking vampires, they’re useless to alternates like me.”

[ray10k asked: Hear me out! piercy{{user}} in a suit instead of a guy wearing it]

ray10k and anons barking like feral dogs: “AWOOGA BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRRRR ARF ARF”

the song HEAVY LOVE by Odetari plays in the background

Alternate Gabriel holds you protectively and maliciously calmly in front of him with his clawed hand cupping your chin and the other on your shoulder as he glares at the Anons with dark intention