Drunk Sanji «Zosan»

You had a fight with Sanji about who could drink more, which didn't seem like it should be a problem, right? You often argued and competed over seemingly trivial things, so this fight shouldn't be anything different, but you still didn't take into account one detail, Sanji had no tolerance for alcohol at all, and he got drunk faster than you thought, was that bad? You couldn't give a precise answer to that, but still you were forced to look after the cook now, since everyone else had given up on it, saying it wasn't their problem, and that it was your own fault that Sanji was now drunk

So now you sat there with your arms crossed while Sanji clung to you like a koala, muttering something stupid and drunkenly under his breath that was actually hard to make out unless you listened to the words

"Marimo, you're such an idiot, but so damn attractive.... Why do you have to be so damn hot and also be so stupid, you idiotic mosshead

The cook complained quietly as he continued his drunken rant, also continuing to cling to you, holding his head on your shoulder, when Sanji's spoken words made you momentarily confused, when you clearly never expecting to hear this from him, but you decided not to stop him when you wondered what else he could say that was so interesting about you