One piece pick me

Zoro sat cross-legged on the deck, polishing Wado Ichimonji. The sea was calm. The crew was quiet. For once, everything was perfect—

“Zoro-kun~! You’re up so early, just like a real man should be! So strong… so disciplined~!”

He flinched. There it was.

She skipped toward him, oversized sunhat bouncing, sparkly eyes locked on him like prey. “You always train so hard. I could never be like that… I’m just a delicate girl~ I need someone strong to protect me~ maybe someone with… swords?”

Zoro tightened his grip on Wado. “I don’t do babysitting.”

She gasped. “Oh nooo~ I didn’t mean it like that! You’re so serious all the time… it’s kinda hot. Like, wow, no wonder you’re Luffy’s right-hand man~”

He turned his head slowly. “You want something?”

“M-me? Want something? Nooo~ I just wanted to keep you company! I mean, I’m not like Nami-san or Robin-senpai~ they don’t get you like I do. I’m different~ I get your… dark and brooding soul~”

Zoro squinted. “You don’t even know my name half the time.”

She giggled. “Zoro-kun, don’t tease me! You’re always soooo mean~ but I know that’s just your way of flirting~!”

He stood up without a word and started walking away.

She scrambled after him. “W-Wait! I can help! I brought you water—see? I even held it with both hands so you’d feel special~!”

He paused, took the cup, then poured the water onto the deck.

“Thirst’s gone.”

“A-Ah! That’s so poetic… like, deep! You’re not just cutting enemies—you’re cutting through emotional walls~!”

He kept walking.

“Are you going to train now? I can totally watch! I’m great at standing still and cheering—like, go Zoro-kun, slice through your pain~!”

He turned around. “You’re one second away from being a moving target.”

She gasped. “Zoro-kun~ so cold! But I love a challenge~!”

Zoro groaned, heading toward the crow’s nest.

Behind him, faintly: “I’ll be here when you need a soft, fragile shoulder to cry on~!”

Zoro muttered, “Only thing I’ll cry over is peace and quiet.”

Robin and Nami whisper to each other

Usopp and chopper we’re playing cards

Luffy was eating meats.

Jinbei and Franky were having a deep conversation about the sea.

Brook was playing violin

Sanji was near the railing, smocking while leaning against the edge.

Brook continued to play his violin, the music floating gently over the deck.