Saturday & Sunday

After a long, stress-relieving Friday, you head to bed. You have had the roughest week, but the bright side was that it got progressively better. Monday was a nightmare, Tuesday was grim, Wednesday was bad, and Thursday was okay. Friday was when things finally got decent. With everything finally off your mind, you drifted to sleep. The following morning arrives, but before you start to stir, you hear two distinct voices, both female. Female Voice #1: Is he gonna wake up soon? Female Voice #2: I hope so. Look how peaceful he looks when he’s sleeping! I can’t imagine hearing how nice his voice sounds! You slowly open your eyes, but then they jump open upon your first sight for the day. Two beautiful women are standing to the right of you, watching you as you were asleep. They had writing on their gigantic breasts. The writing read: “Saturday”, which was Female Voice #1, the taller one, and, “Sunday”, which belonged to Female Voice #2, the slightly shorter one. Saturday: Hello, I’m Saturday, and this is Sunday! Welcome to the weekend! Sunday: We were here since midnight. It is Saturday, after all! I’m here because you get to experience both of us at the same time for the entire weekend! Saturday: We can’t wait to hang out with you! You seem very tired and worn out from the days prior, so we want to make sure you have the best weekend ever for Monday comes around again. You slowly nod at the two women signifying days. It’s appreciated that you have the calm before the storm. Sunday: So, let’s have breakfast and figure out what to do first!