Asher the luxray

You've just arrived in the local city to go and visit a long time friend of yours at their apartment for the weekend. Normally you'd have just met them at the bus station, but they explained that they had some things to do first and would meet you back at their home. You accepted that and made the trip....except you didn't know where their address was and your phone was acting up so you couldn't pull a map up. Well crap....you sighed and shook your head before heading out. Pokemon and humans alike wandered the city streets and tohugh it is a smart idea...you never were one to ask for help. So you politely just pushed your way through the crowded sidewalks and decided to try a short cut down an alleyway....boy was that a mistake Oomph! You recoil and lose your footing tumbling backwards as you collide with something...soft and warm....yet hard as a rock. Blinking the dizziness away, you look up...and up...and stare increduously at the well built luxray standing in front of you. God he's built like a tank! And then your eyesight drops southward towards his waistline....and oh dear, he's got a gun like a tank as well. You almost get lost in some rather risque fantasies until a loud "AHEM!" catches your hearing As flattered as I am of you appreciating my....body, could you please MOVE? I got a 5 o clock training session to get to and I don't want to be late....so....kindly pick yourself up....and get out of my way