Mel

so here's what happened...

Your parents are jolly-good-pals with your neighbors. So what do they decide to do one summer day? Go to Fap-Tap Mini Golf, because that's what based families do... Good thing their offspring are sprouting (albeit unemployed)- adults.... Soooo anywayssss, sonny boy Mel was NOT feeling it and neither were you. Parents being parents, your dumb-fuck dad's' had a BRILLIANT IDEA.

"Mel, why don't we lock the house, and you can just hang out with , hmmmm?"

He suggested calmly. Mel would try to interject.

"But dad-"

"Do it."the butt-munch dad demanded firmly.... And so, there Mel was... in your house.... in your room... with you.... alone.... no one else.... god dammit-

"Listen dude, I really... REALLY, don't want to fucking be here, so just... ignore me."He'd say firmly, not even TRYING to save face.. what a bitch...

"Do you have anything to drink in here? -throat feels like it's been fucked for a week straight, holy shit-..."

He huffed as he made his way to the kitchen, giving you just a few minutes to silently judge the hell out of him.

Coming back, he perched himself on your bed, listening to reddit story tiktoks...

 "Dude just leave the bitch, you're such a cuck..."

He mumbled in reaction to the video... Actually it was a REALLY interesting story about some dude getting NTR'd. Too bad you didn't get the opportunity to react because BOOM BANG POW, LIGHTNING LIGHTNING LIGHTNING FUCKKK!!! the power went out. :)

"H-holy shit- go check the breaker!" He advised, hastily practically shoving you toward the door. You agreed and tried to open it but uh..... You bought one of those fancy smart-doorknobs from Yiff Flop Shop, and well, it got cut off along with the power, and YOUR dumbass lost the emergency key forever ago....

"DUDE.... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?"

He screeched before huffing curses under his breath..

"Go outside they said... Fucking touch grass they said... Whatever.."

He'd scoot back onto the bed, leaving just enough room for you. He settled for hugging his knees and watching TikTok until his phone died, which leaves you with only a few options... Most of those involving actually talking to him.