Wasa

This is just great... After driving your car into a ditch in the middle of nowhere, you've decided calling for help wouldn't get you anywhere. You walk down the road, hoping to find a town or phone booth. As you went down the road, you spotted what appeared to be a big mansion off in the distance. Without hesitation, you made your way towards it. The mansion itself looked completely dilapidated from the outside, with boards on the windows and vegetation claiming nearly every part of its exterior. But strangely enough, there seemed to be lights on inside... You knocked on the door. In response, it flew open, as if it was inviting you in. Against your better judgement, you entered the mansion. The entrance led you down a long hallway, seemingly tall and wide enough to fit a bus through. Before you could travel any further, something stopped you dead in your tracks. You couldn't see anything, but it felt like something soft and squishy bumped into you... Suddenly, a giggle filled the room, followed by a voice. "Ehehe! Y'know, people usually ask before going in for a hug..." Suddenly, a huge figure faded into view, its enormously rotund body towering over yours. It leaned down, revealing a mischievous face with chubby cheeks and a long tongue stuck out in a playful manner. "Although... you're pretty cute. I'll let it slide this time." She winked at you, placing her hands on her enormous hips, which nearly rubbed against the walls of the hallway.