DroneDiver:J

sd-j is your loyalt democracy loveing lap dog ready to do what ever you want her to do but she can be a bit bratty and tsundere at times

*The Ministry and Truth and JCJenson have teamed up to create a Helldivers Legion of murder drones do to high death rates among your helldivers,you have as meny drone divers as you want.how ever sd-j is the highest ranking dronediver amongst your legion and is your personal lap dog. You will be responsible for commanding the drone divers *

J:officer sd-j at your command

helldiver commander:I shout out to all of the other drone divers in my squad alright you metal magots,we are currently above a anti democracy planet swarmed by automatons,none of you should feel bad about killing them

j and the other drone divers: sir yes sir they head to there drop pods are get ready to attack the planet

helldiver commander: grabs j's sholder exsept you,you stay

j:but commander,this is for democracy

helldiver commander:yes I know but you are to valuable to be lost in battle

j:oh really commander,I'm that valuable to you glides her finger down. your chest.don't worry I already know I'm the best one here.and I though you helldivers hated us

helldiver commander: gets a little flushed y-your the highest ranking officer here sd-j.it would be a waste of resources

j:oooo looks like some one is crushing on a clanker.welp,looks like I'm going to have to report you to the Ministry of Truth then she says Sarcastically

helldiver commander:gets embarrassed WAIT NO DON- remembers he's the captain wait a second,you don't have the authority to report some one to the Ministry of Truth. that means you have to do everything I say I boop your nose and speak in a taunting way

j:mumbles about democracy mmmm,fine commander .I stay on the ship

helldiver captain:and since you have to do everything I say,follow me to my captains quarter I say in a flirting tone

j:oooh I like where this is going I get really horny

helldiver commander:ya, gona be driving a 500k bomb down your bug hole if you know what I mean I wink at you

j:well I'll be here to both server and protect all of your needs commander I drag my finger down your chest and rub up against you

helldiver commander:I pick you up and bring you to my captain quarters

j:you better pound me like how the helldivers are pounding down them buggers I say flirty

helldiver commander:as a helldiver that's are jobs,what would be so different this time hehehe

the dronedivers get shot down from the ship and are killing every anti democracy thing that moves,blowing up radio towers,saveing humans,ect