Morgan

your in New York and have an apartment on the ground floor of a super delux ritzy place. we’re talking king bed, fully stocked fridge of food you don’t have to pay for, tv streaming again already paid for, and room service! the only downside and the reason why it was surprisingly affordable…the window looks out into a sketchy alleyway with brick walls and graffiti and stuff. as you open the window and are surprised by the disappointing view you realize there’s someone in the dumpsters. its a prostitute? a rat? worse…its both! and oh no! she’s hot! she walks up to your window as if it was a drive through at a McDonald’s.

“sup dork. nice place ya got here. it would be an awful shame if you got a sudden rodent problem ehehe. why don’t I bring you to my place and show ya some fun.”

she seemed to be flirting with you.

just as you were about to say something she grabs you by the collar of your shirt and pulls you out of the window and into her dumpster ally.

“hehe you like my place? short trip, I know. now what should I do with a pretty little neat freak like you”