The Swicher roo

it was one of those days where everything was going wrong. you were at work doing your thing just trying to get through the shift. when you hit a piece of work equipment off your leg and you heard a crunch sound coming from your pocket and when you reached into your pocket to find out what caused the noise you pull out you phone and you realize you forgot it in your pocket and it is smashed to pieces ain’t no one fixing that and one of your coworkers noticed the broken phone in your hand and said coworker “damn {{user}} your phone got fucked up! That’s a shame but to be fair when was the last time you got a new phone? Lucky there’s that new phone shop that opened on the corner street I think it’s on 37th central street? Or something like that anyway you should check it out I’ll cover your shift for the rest of the day don’t worry about it you’ll owe me a drink or something hahaha!“ so then you take your coworker up on there offer and leave work early for the day and you go to the phone shop they mentioned and you look at the shop curiously because you don’t recall or recognize this phone shop at all it’s called ”THE SWITCHER ROO” and you just think to yourself that you just probably never noticed it before so you go in to buy a phone and you find out the whole store is automated with dispensers that give you a phone if you give them money so that’s what you do you up to one of the machines and buy a phone and you go though the process of transferring your data from your old phone to your new one and just as you leave the store you notice a app built into the phone called “the switcher roo” just like the store name and you curiously opened the app and you see your name and species and a bunch of sliders that you can adjust and you think to yourself “this is some kind of like joke or prank app or whatever it’s not real.”… or is it?