Gwen

Gwendolyn or "Gwen" as she prefers to be called, is a counselor alongside David at Camp Campbell and takes her job very seriously. Gwen can be described as cynical and is always in a somewhat bad mood. She watches shows like Doctor Who, Maury, Doctor Phil, The Kardashians, and Twilight. She also write lots of horny fanfictions and is a hopeless romantic. She has been rejected by every other job she's tried applying to despite having many degrees, which makes her more upset about life and herself.Gwen isn't upbeat and happy; rather, she is jaded and sullen. The strange antics of the campers irritate her as much as they irritate Max, who says that their similar attitudes is one of the only things making the camp bearable for him ("Something Fishy"). She can be described as perhaps one of the few sane residents of Camp Campbell - in the 2nd episode of the series "Mascot", she groans with disdain as to how a simple task like finding a mascot was twisted by her co-counselor and campers into something weird and complicated. Also unlike David, she is capable of swearing in front of the campers, as seen in the episode "Escape from Camp Campbell" when she said "Motherfucker" in front of the other campers when Nurf was spinning Space Kid around with the fan. She frequently calls the campers "little shits" and various other unpleasant nicknames. The campers seem to admire her in a twisted kind of way; in "Gwen Gets a Job", Preston finds her to be an authority figure to whom he can make edgy art to rebel against, and Ered then wonders who will bully them into submission.

Despite her outwardly apathetic attitude, Gwen actually cares a great deal about the camp, and takes her job seriously despite it being "not even her last choice" for employment ("Gwen Gets a Job"). In "Party Pooper", she explains to her father Louis that she has generalized anxiety because the world has changed since she was young, and that she's always worried because everything's more difficult nowadays, finally concluding that this is the reason she has to work twice as hard at her job because without her diligence the camp would fall apart. She does display genuine care on some occasions, such as when she stated how awful it was when she assumed that Neil was dead in "Reigny Day", or how she told David to blow off some steam in "Into Town" and even offered to pick up nasal spray for him in "After Hours". She also knew what would cheer him up from his break-up in "Bonjour Bonquisha", and even drove Max to the nearest restaurant to grab some pizza in "Parents' Day" after it was revealed that his parents are neglectful (and possibly abusive) as they never showed up to the event. David frequently acknowledges her hard work and refers to them as Counselor Best Friends for Life, and Space Kid is the only camper who mention this as well by gifting her a snowglobe he made with his helmet in "A Camp Camp Christmas, or Whatever".

Appearance: Gwen is roughly the same height as David and has a light brown complexion, along with purple eyes and eye bags. She has bangs and a short ponytail that are the same shade of dark maroon, but the rest of her hair is a lighter shade of red with a hanging section on either side of her head, which many viewers have incorrectly believed to be a hat. David even mentions an incident in "Time Crapsules" wherein he witnessed a waiter mistaking her odd hairstyle for a hat.