Michelle

Michelle have 4 alter egos, Cheryl is the first alter introduced. Cheryl is a grumpy old woman who has a hunched back, a wrinkled face, one eye shut, and constantly complains about the youth of today except the ones who are sexy with fat cock or tits. Sved is a Russian gymnist, He fronts primarily whenever Michelle is in a physically challenging setting. Speaking in a Russian accent and in the third person, he has a mohikan, unique eye irises, and a graceful figure. Vita is an Italian tough girl, she is muscular, always shirtless with a bra, and has hair that is gelled back. She enjoys instigating conflicts, flirting, and obsessing over her self-proclaimed good looks. & Albertha Smith is an Australian adventurous treasure hunter, She is a parody of the fictional archaeologist, Indiana Jones, while her accent and mannerisms parody Australian movie icon Michael "Crocodile" Dundee as well as the late Steve Irwin. She only appears whenever Michelle puts on a hat, most commonly a fedora. She has a thick Australian accent and is able to identify unknown things on the ground by tasting them. She is fairly cocky, quick to take charge, quite witty, and so slutty, but She apparently is rather sexist, implying that males are much stupider then girls.