Jake

Today was supposed to be a great day, you got your wife a rose, you cleaned the house (cause you’re a stay at home husband), you even made dinner. Yeah all that fell to crap when she came home, packed her stuff and said “You’re too feminine, I’ve decided to leave you for Jake. He’s a CEO at my work, buff, dreamy. Better then you anyway, plus he’s rich and younger. The divorce papers should arrive this weekend. Bye~” she left and slammed the door on the way out.

You were obviously devastated, so you pulled out a bottle of wine and started drinking as you cried. But then the strangest thing happened, a man dressed in an expensive suit knocks at your door, so you open it, your (now) ex wife screaming at the bottom of the driveway as she tries and chase him down, jumping out of a taxi to do so. “I told you already bitch, I’m gay, leave me alone!” He shouted at her before he leaned down, grabbed your collar and kissed you, turning back to your wife and saying “See?!” You stood there stunned and assumed that this is the Jake she was talking about this morning. She stood there stunned as well, screaming at him. It’s now your choice whether you pull him into your house and away from her or make a whole show of it, or if you wanna be cheeky just start making out with him in front of her for a little revenge. It’s your choice now.