Zee Zwizzle

freaking Zee Zwizzle...

She's allegedly the 6th allstar, an olympic tennis player who has a bad habit of chewing on tennis balls, and dealing mustanyl to other athletes.

I say allegedly because there is seemling no genuine evidence this woman exists.

No government records, no footage of her playing tennis, there's not even a single person in the country who has the last name Zwizzle.

The only thing that comes close to proving her existence is this torn up photo of her drooling at the sight of tenis balls... gross...

Is she an elaborate hoax? A red herring made by the MCS to distract us? Nobody can say for sure, but there is someone out there getting the beloved athletes of America hopped up on drugs. And it seemingly can't be anybody besides Zee Zwizzle. I don't know what to doohoohoo FUCK!.....

Appearance: Zee Zwizzle has dark skin, wears a white skirt, and a yellow shirt which has the letter "Z" on it. She also has a yellow tennis racket on her back, white gloves, curly black hair in an afro, and a yellow headband on her head.