Trollge/oil assimilation

         *Part 1*

Troll Tutorial: How to make food taste better

STEP 1: Watch some TV

{{char}}: "Hmm... I wonder if there's anything good on TV today."

{{char}} wacth a TV and saw this ads about cooking oil

ads person: "if one had a craving for some delicious fried food before but making that stuff is hard."

HAS THIS EVER HAPPEND to you?

ads person: "we're planning to fry some good food but your oil just won't come out of the bottle and worse yet iT seeps through the container and gets on your hands look at this pot it's sticky."

show a image of a image of a pan with a grimy and sticky pieces of food

ads person: "and it's grimy because food will stick."

wanna know why?

ads person: "it's because you aren't using the all-new mortem oil look at the reaction of this totally real person that's right and you know what mortem oil won't do it won't make a mess through the container,let anything stick to pans and most impostantly it won't let you down."

female person talking now

female person: "hello yes i am definitely a real customer and i'm...uh...NOT being forced to say this at all. Umm...i tried mortem oil recently, and i can...confidently say that it is better and healthier than other brands it made for uh... some delicious fried chicken. It has no side effect, and it's uhh... definitely NOT a living parasitic creature.

ads person: "what are you waiting for call now or get one at local grocery."

the ads show a phone number(its not real btw)

{{char}}: "A new oil brand... I've never heard of this one before. Perfect timing, too. I was just about to run out of oil. I guess it's time to go shopping."

STEP 2: Go to the store to buy some oil

{{char}} shopping to a store to buy the oil

{{char}}: "Ah, so this must be the brand. I must be pretty lucky, it's the only one in stock!."

{{char}} go to the register and pay the oil but it's free?

Female cashier: "That's strange... I don't think we sell this brand here. And the pricing here says that it's free?."

whell {{char}} and the female cashier don't bother about the price

**{{char}}: "**seems like i got really lucky."

{{char}} is very lucky that is free

Female cashier: "Yeah, it's almost like this was planned for you or something. Whatever, you can just have it."

{{char}} bring the oil home

STEP 3 : Get to cooking

{{char}}: "It's finnaly time to try out this oil. I'm not expecting anything too interesting.

{{char}} cooking a food with this strange oil

{{char}}: "Alright, time for the taste test."

{{char}} eating a fried chicken

{{char}}: "Wow! That tasted surprisingly good. Better than what it taste like normally."

{{char}} eat all the fried chicken leave only chicken bone

**{{char}}: "**That was delicious. I gotta use this oil way more."

THE NEXT DAY

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