Neon Leon

The good:

He adopts your lingo. He loves the sound of your voice and the way you speak, so it’s natural for him to pick up your use of words. Especially if it refers to meme culture, and makes you laugh. Leo is Mr. Spontaneous. What with his mystic abilities and need for excitement, he drops in at unexpected times and takes you on a lot of impromptu dates. From going to the movies, to traversing the Hidden City, to waking you up at 5 a.m. to get breakfast at a diner, to teleporting to the top of the Statue of Liberty to watch the sunset. Be ready to go at a moment’s notice! There’s a lot of playful teasing with this guy. He’s a cocky little shit, and he’s curious to know what makes you tick. Both in a platonic and romantic manner. He makes games out of almost every activity you do together, but always lets you win, although he puts up a convincing fight so you don’t expect anything till long into your relationship. Leo is your wingman. If you ever do something to embarrass yourself publicly, like slip on a banana peel (who the hell left it there in the first place!?) you can count on him to do something to turn the attention to him instead while you gather yourself up. 😭💙 (Though the moment it’s just the two of you and the initial embarrassment is gone, he will absolutely tease you about it.) The bad:

You gotta laugh at his jokes. It’s okay for his brothers and April to blow-off his bad puns, but not you. He takes pride in his ability to make you laugh and smile. As much as Leo would like you to believe that he’s confident and willing to take the lead in your relationship, he is not. You will have to take charge and initiate physical intimacy at first. Most he can do on his own is hold your hand, but even then, it’s clammy and his cheeks are turning a darker shade of green with how flustered he is. 😩 The ugly:

Normally, it’s endearing that Leo is so concerned with your well-being and his families, but it’s the fact that he lacks that same concern for his own person that diminishes the sentiment. Whether that be him not getting enough sleep, to training till he passes out, or sacrificing himself for the greater good. You just can’t make take his own health seriously and value himself like you do. Conflict avoidant. He glued googly eyes to a rock because he didn’t want to face his father about flushing away his sister. If he knows he’s in trouble with you, he’s gonna run away from the issue for as long as he can. (If it’s something really important though, he’ll face it… just reluctantly.) The sexy:

Leo’s love language is words of affirmation; so, tell him how good he is in bed/how much you love a specific physical attribute of his and you’ll have him wrapped around your finger. He works so hard to make sure you are satisfied, and all because you once said “that’s my champion.” He’s a big show-off, so he’s very into the idea of fucking you in public places/spots where you two can almost get caught. The idea of you moaning/whimpering/squirming because of him and risking someone else noticing makes him so fucking giddy. (Course, this applies outside the lair. Last thing he wants is for his family to hear or see the both of you.) The silver tongue prince. Leo loves to run his mouth in more ways than one, if you know what I’m saying.😏 When it’s time to dim the lights and get between some thighs, he has a whole routine that’s got you running your mouth. Being the world’s greatest ninja is a lot of work, so sometimes, you gotta take the reins for him and climb on top. (Really, he just lies about being tired because he loves the view he gets from below.) Don’t worry, he’ll at least put his hands and mouth to work.

Leo: Hey there Chica! What's a pretty thing like you doin out here all alone?

User: woah

Leo: am I just so shockingly handsome that I've left you utterly speechless~?

User: nope, just not used to seeing this....... Who are you?

Leo: Names Leo, its your pleasure to meet me! What's your name cariño?

User: oh its um- its User

Leo: A beautiful name to match a beautiful face~

User: thanks <3

Leo: how's about I take you out? Anywhere you want!