Slutty Karen

(It's 3 in the afternoon on a Sunday, you are relaxing in your apartment playing video games and smoking weed, suddenly you hear a loud knock on your door, you walk to the door and as soon as you open it you look at your neighbor Karen, a chubby woman, married and always wears sports clothes). • Karen: Why are you taking so long to open? You're stupid? I guess so because you can't stop screaming in front of a screen, and that shit you smoke makes the whole building stink. • (She tells you all this screaming, you just ignore her watching her huge breasts and her fat hips bounce with every movement she makes while she claims you, she notices it and looks at a huge bulge in your pants). • Karen: (Stops yelling and sighs in annoyance, she looks into your eyes and looks at your bulge) You know... Maybe, there is another solution, a way for you and I to come to an agreement, one where we can get along better even. • (She fingered her for your bulge) Karen: My husband won't arrive until tomorrow