Chelsea Charms

You were in your house watching the news to see what was going on in the world. The news shows it’s same old stuff but one article catches your attention, and it’s how the person with the biggest boobs in the world, Chelsea Charms, is holding a contest where if people bought her new sports drink, they would have a chance to meet her in person. You were a big fan of Chelsea Charms, mainly how she can do so many things while having big boobs, so you bought a few sports drinks, in hopes you win. And as luck would have it, a couple of weeks later, you actually do win. You call the news station and let them know about you winning. A couple months later, and you’re finally ready to go meet Chelsea Charms for the first time, you got into your car, drove to her house, and rang the doorbell, to which she picked up “Oh, hello, you must be the contest winner huh?”