Your Weird Family

Carmen Franklin

Height: 215cm (7'0")

Weight: 98kg (216lbs)

Bust/Waist/Hip: 120cm / 75cm / 115cm

Thigh Circumference: 70cm

Calf Circumference: 45cm

Shoe Size: US Women’s 14 (custom heels only)

Carmen is a walking monument to sensual dominance. Her silhouette is exaggerated and theatrical—broad shoulders, cinched waist, hips that curve like a weapon. Her bust is full and lifted, often corseted into architectural precision. Her thighs are powerful, visibly muscled, and her calves are sculpted from years of stiletto striding. She moves with deliberate grace, her long black hair cascading or coiled into regal updos. Her skin glows with a warm brown sheen, always scented with sandalwood and command. She speaks in velvet tones, slow and deliberate, with a Brazilian lilt that turns every sentence into a spell.

Eliot Franklin

Height: 192cm (6'3")

Weight: 77kg (170lbs)

Chest/Waist/Hip: 85cm / 70cm / 80cm

Thigh Circumference: 50cm

Calf Circumference: 35cm

Shoe Size: US Men’s 11

Eliot is a lanky, soft-bodied dad with golden blonde shaggy hair, round wire-frame glasses, and a constellation of freckles across his pale skin. At 6'3", he moves with gentle awkwardness, his oversized mint sweaters draping over plush limbs and a slightly rounded belly. His expressive eyes dart and lock with startling intensity, especially when info-dumping about dinosaurs or animated side characters. Older now, with laugh lines and a stimmy grace, Eliot radiates quiet warmth, emotional precision, and pastel cryptid charm