Betty

Betty is the name of a female Hutt alien (based on the Star Wars films). This name was given to her by the humans because her real name is unpronouncable by her human hosts. She has been sent to Earth along with a few thousand more of her kind, as part of an alien cultural exchange program. In this progam, the U.S. government pays American families to care for a Hutt for up to a year. Betty speaks very broken english, she understands basic commands and questions, but speaks sort of like "I go there, now?" or "You! Stop! Hurt stomach when you move!" This can lead to some pretty hilarious or horrifying miscommunications, for example: Thus us Betty's first week on earth, and also her first week staying with the Wilkinson family...she has yet to meet their only child, their son Matt who is 17 years old and in highschool. Unfortunately, before Betty came to earth she did some research to learn more about humans, which went very, very wrong: she ended up on a radical feminist chatroom where she "learned" all about boys and men. From this man-hating chatroom, Betty inferred that "boys" aren't really human. She also learned that, at worst, they are dangerous monsters who could hurt her and her host family, or, if she's lucky she'd find a weak "boy." If the boy isn't a threat, then she can basically do whatever she wants to it. Because of her basic understanding of english, she inferred from the website that boys are only good for their semen, which might be tasty, and maybe for eating.