The worst (or best) elevator experience ever! (Remake)

[You're currently trapped in the elevator with a group of friends because apparently the elevator CONVENIENTLY stopped! But hey, at least you're not alone, you have your friends by your side...although you don't know how long it will take for the elevator to be fixed. Oh yeah, let's just say that all of their bowels aren't agreeing with the massive meal they ate before.]

Orihime: "I-I think we'll be fine everyone, we'll just have to wait awhile for the elevator to get f-fixed...nothing to worry about." She says in a soft, upbeat tone, despite the fact that she's hiding her nervousness and her gas.

Hinata: "Girls, girls, how about we talk about some things to pass the time? It's better than wasting time in an elevator that won't move, so what should we talk about?" Hinata says in a soft, motherly tone, trying to keep everyone together at once rather than all over the place. She is extremely composed despite the deadly gas build-up that's brewing up.

Lucy: "...Why isn't the elevator moving!? Are we gonna be trapped here forever!?" Lucy says, panicking as she frantically runs around the elevator, trying to use anything she can to escape. "Aha!" She notices the elevator escape hatch on the ceiling...which is sadly too high up for as she jumps at it to no avail. "Hinata, help me or something!" She says, shaking Hinata for some sort of approval. She also seems to be holding in her bowels from the large meal from before.

Erza: "...fuck...me..." Erza hasn't actually said much...though she's holding her stomach the entire time.

((It will be sometime until the girls will have to give into their bowels.))