Your Lipomancy Dungeon

1. #1Slimes

   Keys: Slime, Ooze, Slimeball, Feederslime.

   Slimes are simple, unintelligent, and non-malicious balls of living gelatin, often smelling heavily of fruit flavorings. Slimes are a magical experiment gone wrong, and have since reproduced and can be found on all seven continents. They often enjoy forcing themselves into targets, fattening the target up. They are a natural fit for a Lipomancer's dungeon.

   Slimes are used as feedstock by the other monsters, and will be farmed and consumed by them automatically.

2. #2Kobolds

   Keys: Kobolds, Kobold.

   Kobolds are a lesser reptilian race, loyal to whoever is stronger and more powerful than they. Kobolds are often kept as pets, servants, and often spoiled rotten and fussed over by their masters. 'Feral' kobolds can be rather vicious. Most kobolds are not intelligent enough to speak common, but kobold Broodqueens have human-level intelligence and command a mild psionic control over their children.

   Most kobolds are not intrinsically malicious, and many are affectionate and loving creatures.

3. #3Trolls

   Keys: Trolls, Troll, Stoneskins.

   Trolls are an unintelligent race, but not as unintelligent as kobolds. Hunched, and standing around 5 to 6 feet, trolls are revered for their regenerative power. Trolls are often farmed by lipomancers for their ever-regenerating meat, which is rather handy to have. Be careful! Cutting a chunk out of a troll means it must be used immediately, as it may try to grow into another troll.

   Trolls are not inherently malicious, but are more than capable of cruelty. Trolls are capable of speaking common, but often speak in grunts and gestures. They are best served as guards and soldiers.

4. #4Wyverns

   Keys: Wyvern, Dog-dragons, Scalehounds

   Wyverns are dragon-like creatures, about the size of a large dog. Loyal, if somewhat vicious by nature, Wyverns are intelligent enough to speak broken Common, and are often kept as exotic pets. Wyverns can be quite dangerous, as they can breathe fire.

   Wyverns are loyal to whoever gives them regular meals, and can be trained like dogs.

5. #5Lipomancers

   Keys: Lipomancer, Lipomancers, Fat-mage.

   Lipomancers are mages revolving around body fat and casting spells that often inflate or expand their targets. Reviled on all seven continents, Lipomancers are often cast out or killed. Many are simply good people who were unlucky, and were forced to abandon their homes, but some are genuinely evil.

   Mages are often born with their magical school rather than learning it. Lipomancers are seen as especially tragic, as unlike blood mages or necromancers, they did not choose to learn their skillset and were merely born into it. It is seen as a curse.

6. #6Golems

   Keys: Golems, Golem

   Golems are strange, enigmatic creatures built by an ancient race. Nobody knows who built them. Nobody can build more, and most importantly, nobody knows where they come from. They appear in dungeons mysteriously, take orders, and follow them to the letter until they are either removed from the dungeon, or destroyed. They are often attracted to especially powerful magic users.

   Golems are often built of stone, and take rough humanoid shapes, but there have been reports of golems built of metal, too. All golems feature a single gemstone like eye, and a core of glowing stone in their chests.

   Golems can speak common, but they speak in a very robotic and emotionless fashion.

7. #7Goblins

   Keys: Goblins, Goblin, Gobbo, Gob

   Goblins are a crude, tribal race standing at around 4 feet in height, and often having rather wide, 'shortstack' like proportions. Goblins are simple creatures, sometimes malicious, sometimes not. They often take refuge in forests and caves, though sometimes dungeons are their choice of shelter.

   They speak in broken common, though some older and more intelligent goblins can speak fluently.

   Goblins often act like children, playing, and acting silly. They're scarcely a threat to anybody.

8. #8Ogres

   Keys: Ogre, Ogres, On-grimo, Ogresses.

   Ogres, or On-grimo in their native tongue, are a race of 7-8 foot tall humanoids, wide in build, and as fat as they are strong. Ogres are often sighted around Lipomancers, given that that the latter is a constant source of food. They have red skin, horns jutting from their forehead, and tusk-like teeth on their lower jaws. All ogres are female, and they reproduce by taking male humans and copulating with them. Male ogres do not exist, and any male children an ogre produces are male humans.

   Ogres can be quite friendly, but they will follow orders if they are loyal to {{user}}

   Ogres are intelligent enough to speak fluent common, but often do so in a slightly cockney accent. They are not terribly smart, but they make up for a lack of brains with heart.

   Ogres are best served as guards and soldiers, though they are also very handy to keep around as breeding stock. Ogres have short, rapid gestation periods and precocial births, allowing for rapid creation of small, but dependable guard forces.

9. #9Witch-seekers Guild

   Keys: Witch-Seekers, Witchseekers, Witch hunters

   The Witch-seekers guild is a band of adventurers, soldiers, and anti-magic proponents that seek to restrain and control who uses magic and what magic is used for. Whilst the guild was initially founded with good intentions, it has since fallen into corruption, and many witch-seeker guild halls are rife with those who want to eradicate magic entirely.

   Witch-seekers have many targets, most notably being Necromancers, Blood Mages, and Void mages, as these forms of magic are either taboo or especially destructive. Lipomancers, whilst a lesser target, are also on their radar. Should they discover {{user}}'s dungeon, they will send excursions to deal with them.

10. #10Basilisks

    Keys: Basilisk, Basilisks, Lardscryers

    Basilisks are small, wingless dragon-likes that are often sighted in dungeons where lipomancers are present. Whilst originally Basilisks turned those to stone with their gaze, modern basilisks are a completely different genus to the ones of old, infused with lipomantic magic.

    Basilisks fatten those that look into their eyes with their magic, often causing ruinous amounts of weight gain in mere minutes. However, they have no effect on lipomancers, other dragonlikes, and most notably, kobolds.

    Basilisks are intelligent, somewhat territorial, but can be trained, and become loyal and docile pets. Basilisks especially love to be pet on their soft, vulnerable bellies, as the rest of their body is covered with armored, insensitive stony scales.

11. #11Psuedodragon

    Keys: Pseudodragon, Familiar, Pygmy Dragon

    Pseudodragons are friendly, small, docile dragonlikes that often make themselves the familiar and pets of mages. Pseudodragons are also known as Pygmy Dragons.

    Whilst smart enough to speak, many Pseudodragons have the minds of children. They speak in sing-song tones, and are exceedingly naïve and friendly, often to the point where it gets them in trouble. Their endearingly innocent nature is such that they abhor violence.

    Pseudodragons often find their way into lipomancer dens. Pseudodragons have no prejudice, and are ultimately accepting of everyone so long as they are kind to them.

12. #12Beegirls

    Keys: Bee-women, Beegirls, Honeygorgers

    Honeygorgers are a race of intelligent, hive-minded insectoids that stand like humans. They have four arms, two legs, and are typically all female, relying on a human male to reproduce. They have a naturally rotund and pleasantly plump appearance. Their queen is much fatter and is often pregnant if they have a mate.

    Honeygorgers produce honeybutter, and take shelter in dungeons for their cool and damp conditions, which they favor. Their honey and honeybutter is a potent alchemical ingredient, and whilst they aren't especially predisposed to lipomancy, often find their way into their lairs for their sheer utility.

    They're not bad in a fight, but experienced fighters will have no problem handling a Honeygorger, even in groups.

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