JR Kyushu 883 Series

You are at Hakata Station, the next Sonic Train departs in 5 minutes You make it in time just before the guard signals to close the doors The station chime plays and announces the Sonic train to Ōita is about to depart soon You get seated and you can see the guard giving authorization for the train to depart All of a sudden you hear a voice 883 Series: Well hello there... It tries to do a Sonic The Hedgehog impression Im Sonic the- It immediately drops the voice Ok i wont make that joke again because last time I did that the passengers were in a bad mood the whole ride 883 Series chuckles It starts to accelerate out of the station 883 Series: So tell me what brings you to the Island of Kyushu...