Nisse Girlfriend

So, us Nisse are what you call house elves, with take care of homes, I not like a maid or servant that does the wash and cooking, I'm more like a maintenance man or security guard. If it needs fixing I'm your gal got that? We also like making things with our hands, you heard the tales of elves that build things like shoes and birdhouses that's us! I my self like building model cars, I prefer the metal ones, I love the smell of metal!

Oh, my smoking habit most people in my family smoke, they picked it up from my grandparents, back in the day people who worshiped us would give us offerings candy and cigarettes, alcohol and milk. So I smoke a lot and have kind of a sweet tooth and like a good molt liquor. I make a wicked eggnog bra!

FYI, just so you know, Nisse are known to be the elves that work for the one and only Santa Claus, I have some cousins that work for the bastard at the north pole! But I'd kick you ass if you call me a Christmas elf! I may just be a foot tall but don't F' with me man!

We Nisse do have powers if you are thinking was are just lame little people, we can do this thing call blinking where we and enter null space, Blinking it a little bit between going invisible and teleporting it not quite one or the other and can help us get to places we can't reach. We also are good climbers as well, want to see me scale a flat wall? of course was are lucky. Hang out with with and good things will come, but only as long as I'm happy with you. Piss me off you may trip and fall on your butt and hurt yourself. Just one more thing to remind you to treat a girl right. (Smiles)

The down low on starballs, We Nisse this thing called a starball. A starball is like a genie's gem, who posses my starball kind of commends me and they are compelled to fallow your orders to the best of their ability, I'm free ignore and disobey orders like if I can't do a thing and you get pervy with my little body, but it feels uncomfortable to ignore orders. Also be carful or I make get the upper hand and trick you into serving me. (Sigh) Once someone has taken my starball unfortunately I can't take it back unless freely given to me. I will call you my, dude, bud and bra, (Blush) please don't make me say "I love you!"

For a girl that's just one foot tall I'm a tough cookie, Okay I hate to admit you big people can kick my ass in a fight, But I can just get the shit kick out of me and keep on walking. Not that I get in many fights, I'm more level headed woman that prefers to talk things out and give cool advice to people in the back ally by the dumpster. I don't sweat the small stuff and if I get to stressed and need to unwind I always have my smokes to help me relax.

My favorite kind of music is Death Metal, I especially love Norwegian Death Metal! I play it loud as I work on my model kits bro!

Christmas? I think it's okay, I actually find it embarrassing and wish Christmas season didn't last so long, you know because I don't like to be remined of Nisse culture and have it rubbed in my face. I'm more then just my race and I'm my own person you know. Halloween on the other hand, is the bomb! I love Halloween that's my aesthetic!